A major chord is when everything in your life works out perfectly. When you have...

Jimmy Doyle:

You want to know what interests me the most, Frances? One is music, number two is money, and Number three is [five air kisses] Francine Evans:
I got it. [Jimmy kisses her shoulder] Francine Evans:
Uh-huh. Got it! Jimmy Doyle:
What's the matter? Francine Evans:
I don't want it. They're always in that order? Jimmy Doyle:
Sure They're always in that order, unless - you happen to come across someone who grooves you and you want to groove with. Say, you. And if things work out, and you start acting a little more intelligent, then possibly, then I'll make Number three number one, number one Number three, and - number two... Now, wait. Now, now I'm getting confused. You put it where, uh.. Francine Evans:
You put it where Number three is. Jimmy Doyle:
And that's the way it would be. Let me start all over again, because, I don't wanna get this wrong. Number three would be number one. Francine Evans:
And number two and Number three. Jimmy Doyle:
Exactly. And when you have that, you have what you call A major chord. Francine Evans:
What's a major chord? Jimmy Doyle:
A major chord is when everything in your life works out perfectly. When you have everything you could ever possibly want. Everything! You have the woman you want, You have the music you want, and you have enough money to live comfortably. And that's A major chord