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Rose: I've never been to a baseball game.
Teddy: I've been to dozens.
Rose: Wow, you really love baseball.
Teddy: I hate baseball. It's the dumbest game ever. The entire sport is designed to make everybody else do nothing. The pitcher tries to throw the ball so the batter can't hit it. The batter tries to hit to ball out of the park so the catcher can't catch it. And the basemen guard the bases so the runners can't run. It's designed to make everybody stand around and do fuck-all.
Rose: So why'd you go?
Teddy: [pauses]
[shrugs]
Teddy: 'Cause that's what you do
Teddy: I've been to dozens.
Rose: Wow, you really love baseball.
Teddy: I hate baseball. It's the dumbest game ever. The entire sport is designed to make everybody else do nothing. The pitcher tries to throw the ball so the batter can't hit it. The batter tries to hit to ball out of the park so the catcher can't catch it. And the basemen guard the bases so the runners can't run. It's designed to make everybody stand around and do fuck-all.
Rose: So why'd you go?
Teddy: [pauses]
[shrugs]
Teddy: 'Cause that's what you do
Full Transcript
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I I've been to a cockfight
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That is disgusting
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I've been to a rodeo How is that not disgusting
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I ate our goldfish
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Like the family goldfish Apparently yeah
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I've never been to a baseball game
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I've been to dozens
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Wow you really love baseball
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I hate baseball It's the dumbest game ever
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The entire sport is designed to make everybody else do nothing
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The pitcher tries to throw the ball so the batter can't hit it
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The batter tries to hit the ball out of the park
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so the catcher can't catch it
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And the basemen guard the bases so the runners can't run
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It's designed to make everybody stand around and do fuck all
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So why'd you go
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'Cause that's what you do
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Movie Summary
Two unhappy strangers find themselves on a road trip across the U.S. to partake in a scientist's radical experiment with the afterlife in Mali Elfman's poignant sci-fi debut.
