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Next Goal Wins

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.

Director

Taika Waititi

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, sport

Box Office

$6,713,826

Production

The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

Awards

1 nomination

Homepage

https://www.searchlightpictures.com/next-goal-wins

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Thomas Rongen

Michael Fassbender

Tavita

Jaiyah

Ace

Ruth

Daru

American Samoan Priest

Alex Magnussen

Gail

Nicky Salapu

Convenient Store Cashier

Rambo

Jonah

Pisa

Lehi Makisi Falepapalangi

Smiley

Samson

'Who's on the Plane' Reporter

Rhys Marlin

Keith

Angus Bendleton

Nicole

Chief Sila

Tongan Player #1

James Burghardt

Tongan Player #2

Game Referee

Jonathan J.I. Knox

Rambo's Mom

Loretta Ables Sayre

Tongan Coach

American Samoan Woman #1

Lori Pelenise Tuisano

American Samoan Woman #2

Tulalagalaga Tatalo Wily

Armani

Store Local

Tongan Player #3

Tall David

David Tu'itupou

Commentator

Frangipani

Airport Patron

Soccer Player

American Samoa Fan

Justin Cabanting

VIP

Svitlana Campbell

VIP

VIP

Nancy Depicolzuane

Passenger

American Samoan Passenger

VIP

Girl on Plane

Soccer Fan

Diandra Macadamia-Rivera

Samoan Boy

Referee

Russell Satele

American Samoa Ceremonial

Ati Ripley Scanlan

A.S. Passenger (Group #2)

Coaches Wife

Andrea Elizabeth Sikkink

New Caledonia Coach

David James Sikkink

Security

Young Nicole

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Welcome. Come on, come in here
and listen - Next Goal Wins

Welcome. Come on, come in here and listen

Not woe as in,
"Ah, bummer, man!" - Next Goal Wins

Not woe as in, "Ah, bummer, man!"

"With a couple
of embellishments - Next Goal Wins

"With a couple of embellishments

Well, here
they come. American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins

Well, here they come. American Samoa.

Thirty-one. American Samoa - Next Goal Wins

Thirty-one. American Samoa

And 10 years later,
they were just as bad. - Next Goal Wins

And 10 years later, they were just as bad.

What are you doing?
Goal! - Next Goal Wins

What are you doing? Goal!

Goal! - Next Goal Wins

Goal! - Next Goal Wins

I'm the President
of the Football Federation - Next Goal Wins

I'm the President of the Football Federation

I know we've never ever
scored a goal, ever! - Next Goal Wins

I know we've never ever scored a goal, ever!

But we have to
because I've made a bet - Next Goal Wins

But we have to because I've made a bet

And if we don't, - Next Goal Wins

And if we don't,

Both teams, - Next Goal Wins

Ace, you're a lovely guy,
but you're a terrible coach. - Next Goal Wins

Ace, you're a lovely guy, but you're a terrible co...

We haven't scored one goal in the history - Next Goal Wins

We haven't scored one goal in the history

Mark my words, - Next Goal Wins

Where am I going
to find a new coach? - Next Goal Wins

Where am I going to find a new coach?

Treason is sending
that poor team - Next Goal Wins

Treason is sending that poor team

Hmm, well, sometimes the box - Next Goal Wins

Hmm, well, sometimes the box

I've rung the American
Football Federation - Next Goal Wins

I've rung the American Football Federation

Dad, we don't need some Palagi
with his white savior complex - Next Goal Wins

Dad, we don't need some Palagi with his white savior co...

- Don't make me - Next Goal Wins

- Don't make me

And don't think
I haven't noticed - Next Goal Wins

And don't think I haven't noticed

Drawings of boobs are a gateway - Next Goal Wins

Drawings of boobs are a gateway

Look,
I know this season - Next Goal Wins

Look, I know this season

It's known
as the beautiful game, - Next Goal Wins

It's known as the beautiful game,

Football, soccer,
as you like to call it, - Next Goal Wins

Football, soccer, as you like to call it,

You're riding high in April
and shot down in May. - Next Goal Wins

You're riding high in April and shot down in May.

Um, next season, I think,
we have a real shot. - Next Goal Wins

Um, next season, I think, we have a real shot.

As long as you, uh, trust me
and allow me - Next Goal Wins

As long as you, uh, trust me and allow me

Uh, I'm sorry, uh,
Thomas, did nobody tell you? - Next Goal Wins

Uh, I'm sorry, uh, Thomas, did nobody tell you?

And it is only natural
that you go through - Next Goal Wins

And it is only natural that you go through

Thank you, Chris. There we go.
Yep, too far. Release it. - Next Goal Wins

Thank you, Chris. There we go. Yep, too far. Release it.

Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no.
Specifically, American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins

Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no. Specifically, American Samoa.

- I deserve some respect.
- Oh, boy. - Next Goal Wins

- I deserve some respect. - Oh, boy.

I'm the only one in this room - Next Goal Wins

I'm the only one in this room

"Remember how good
I was in the past?" - Next Goal Wins

"Remember how good I was in the past?"

Welcome to American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins

Welcome to American Samoa.

Well, I guess what everyone
at home wants to know is - Next Goal Wins

Well, I guess what everyone at home wants to know is

I have a very particular
set of skills. - Next Goal Wins

I have a very particular set of skills.

We'll see you next time
for another edition - Next Goal Wins

We'll see you next time for another edition

I am Tavita, I'm the President - Next Goal Wins

I am Tavita, I'm the President

And also the cameraman
for Who's On The Plane? - Next Goal Wins

And also the cameraman for Who's On The Plane?

Now, as an honored guest, - Next Goal Wins

Now, as an honored guest,

Gentlemen, I am proud
to officially announce - Next Goal Wins

Gentlemen, I am proud to officially announce

And, he's originally
from Europe. - Next Goal Wins

And, he's originally from Europe.

So, let's give him a warm
American Samoan welcome! - Next Goal Wins

So, let's give him a warm American Samoan welcome!

But the fact
that he responded, - Next Goal Wins

But the fact that he responded,

It's like in The Matrix. - Next Goal Wins

It's like in The Matrix.

Welcome
to American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins

Welcome to American Samoa.

Oh, I would never break
the speed limit. - Next Goal Wins

Oh, I would never break the speed limit.

Oh, that's your car, - Next Goal Wins

Oh, that's your car,

And now,
the pièce de résidence. - Next Goal Wins

And now, the pièce de résidence.

And he is available
seven-twenty-four - Next Goal Wins

And he is available seven-twenty-four

And I will leave this Welcome
to American Samoa video here - Next Goal Wins

And I will leave this Welcome to American Samoa video here

All I want from our team
is just one goal. - Next Goal Wins

All I want from our team is just one goal.

Hello? Can I use the phone? - Next Goal Wins

Hello? Can I use the phone?

Rongen won the MLS - Next Goal Wins

Rongen won the MLS

Coach Rongen has - Next Goal Wins

Coach Rongen has

I see you found
our conveniently - Next Goal Wins

I see you found our conveniently

Ah, and it's really sore,
and you fall down. Hollywood. - Next Goal Wins

Ah, and it's really sore, and you fall down. Hollywood.

Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna
practice pointing and blaming - Next Goal Wins

Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna practice pointing and blamin...

You have zero talent, skill
or understanding of the game. - Next Goal Wins

You have zero talent, skill or understanding of the game.

That is why we're gonna work
on two very simple things. - Next Goal Wins

That is why we're gonna work on two very simple things.

Cacio and the pepe. - Next Goal Wins

Cacio and the pepe.

Simple dish
but when made well, exquisite. - Next Goal Wins

Simple dish but when made well, exquisite.

Cheese and pepper!
Come on, let's go! Go! - Next Goal Wins

Cheese and pepper! Come on, let's go! Go!

Oh, no, I don't know
where the women's team train, - Next Goal Wins

Oh, no, I don't know where the women's team train,

Okay. Good one. - Next Goal Wins

Okay. Good one.

Wow, a ball! Mr. Miyagi is
really shaking things up. - Next Goal Wins

Wow, a ball! Mr. Miyagi is really shaking things up.

He's always sliding in
and getting carded. Very bad. - Next Goal Wins

He's always sliding in and getting carded. Very bad.

He's named after the giant
Korean tech company. - Next Goal Wins

He's named after the giant Korean tech company.

Oh, and there's Jaiyah,
the Cindy Crawford of soccer. - Next Goal Wins

Oh, and there's Jaiyah, the Cindy Crawford of soccer.

How can I put this?
It's like - Next Goal Wins

How can I put this? It's like

He's not really a goalkeeper.
He's a midfielder, - Next Goal Wins

He's not really a goalkeeper. He's a midfielder,

That's Jonah. He's the Knight
Rider Car of soccer. - Next Goal Wins

That's Jonah. He's the Knight Rider Car of soccer.

Watching you prancing
and parading, - Next Goal Wins

Watching you prancing and parading,

He's going to be my eyes
and my ears. - Next Goal Wins

He's going to be my eyes and my ears.

Armani?
What shall we do today? - Next Goal Wins

Armani? What shall we do today?

Up, down, up, down.
Double time. - Next Goal Wins

Up, down, up, down. Double time.

Welcome
to your voice mailbox. - Next Goal Wins

Welcome to your voice mailbox.

Old tin cans,
old tin cans! - Next Goal Wins

Old tin cans, old tin cans!

People just throw them away.
They wash up on the shore. - Next Goal Wins

People just throw them away. They wash up on the shore.

They used to be valuable.
Not so much anymore. - Next Goal Wins

They used to be valuable. Not so much anymore.

You're feeling alone,
because you are alone. - Next Goal Wins

You're feeling alone, because you are alone.

You're just a skinny
white guy, sitting there - Next Goal Wins

You're just a skinny white guy, sitting there

But maybe the answers you seek
are right in front of you. - Next Goal Wins

But maybe the answers you seek are right in front of you.

Everybody deserves
a second chance. - Next Goal Wins

Everybody deserves a second chance.

Here I come,
the old tin can lady. - Next Goal Wins

Here I come, the old tin can lady.

Next Goal Wins poster

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The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Taika Waititi

Writer: Taika Waititi, Iain Morris

Production: The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

Genre: comedy, drama, sport

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: $6,713,826

Released: 17 Nov 2023

Awards: 1 nomination

Homepage: https://www.searchlightpictures.com/next-goal-wins

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