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Next Goal Wins

American Samoawins its first match ever!

American Samoa
wins its first match ever!

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American Samoa wins its
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first match ever!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
01:30:08
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Last saved message. - Next Goal Wins 00:44
Last saved message.
But you know what, Lord? Despite that loss, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
But you know what, Lord? Despite that loss,
It's like finding a little lost white kid at the mall - Next Goal Wins 00:07
It's like finding a little lost white kid at the mall
I'm praying as a weird way of letting the team know that - Next Goal Wins 00:11
I'm praying as a weird way of letting the team know tha...
But as of today, I've decided not to take the job. Amen. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
But as of today, I've decided not to take the job. Amen...
Amen. Wow, Lord, that is - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Amen. Wow, Lord, that is
Uh, well, Lord, the thing is - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Uh, well, Lord, the thing is
Uh, you know, so I can remind myself - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Uh, you know, so I can remind myself
Oh, well, in that case, - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Oh, well, in that case,
And that he will always have a home here in American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
And that he will always have a home here in American Samoa.
{\an8} Do you want to get your asses kicked - Next Goal Wins 00:06
{\an8} Do you want to get your asses kicked
{\an8}No matter how different I am. And how different we all are. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
{\an8}No matter how different I am. And how different we all...
And so ends our tale of woe. - Next Goal Wins 00:26
And so ends our tale of woe.