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Next Goal Wins

And I hate to break it to you, but you're not goingto get your "one goal." That's all...

And I hate to break it to you, but you're not going
to get your "one goal." That's all right

Full Transcript

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And I hate to break it to you,
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but you're not going to get your "one goal."
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That's all right.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:09
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
On the bright side, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
On the bright side,
Maybe it's in the past, - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Maybe it's in the past,
So, two years ago, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
So, two years ago,
She was, um, bright and funny, and, uh, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
She was, um, bright and funny, and, uh,
And then, uh, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
And then, uh,
I guess, I got pretty angry at the world - Next Goal Wins 00:07
I guess, I got pretty angry at the world
And fact of the matter is, you don't need me at all. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
And fact of the matter is, you don't need me at all.
So basically, my advice to you would be, - Next Goal Wins 00:10
So basically, my advice to you would be,
You've reminded me - Next Goal Wins 00:06
You've reminded me
Hey, Chief, got any spare chicken, there? - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Hey, Chief, got any spare chicken, there?
This is the first goal ever for American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
This is the first goal ever for American Samoa.
My baby! Rambo did it, you guys. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
My baby! Rambo did it, you guys.
Whoa, no, no, no. Whoa. Somebody! - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Whoa, no, no, no. Whoa. Somebody!
Hey, Ma. Dad. Dad. Wake up. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Hey, Ma. Dad. Dad. Wake up.
But in time, maybe even an hour, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
But in time, maybe even an hour,
Possession kept going back and forth. - Next Goal Wins 00:23
Possession kept going back and forth.
I stood up - Next Goal Wins 00:15
I stood up
But the keeper - Next Goal Wins 00:05
But the keeper
In the box there was a lot of tussling, - Next Goal Wins 00:15
In the box there was a lot of tussling,
Unbelievable! American Samoa... - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Unbelievable! American Samoa...