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Next Goal Wins

And I will leave this Welcometo American Samoa video here for you to peruseat your leisure

And I will leave this Welcome
to American Samoa video here for you to peruse
at your leisure

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And I will leave this Welcome to American Samoa video here
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for you to peruse at your leisure.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:11
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
All I want from our team is just one goal. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
All I want from our team is just one goal.
Hello? Can I use the phone? - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Hello? Can I use the phone?
Rongen won the MLS - Next Goal Wins 00:19
Rongen won the MLS
Coach Rongen has - Next Goal Wins 00:19
Coach Rongen has
I see you found our conveniently - Next Goal Wins 00:06
I see you found our conveniently
Ah, and it's really sore, and you fall down. Hollywood. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Ah, and it's really sore, and you fall down. Hollywood.
Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna practice pointing and blaming - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna practice pointing and blamin...
You have zero talent, skill or understanding of the game. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
You have zero talent, skill or understanding of the game.
That is why we're gonna work on two very simple things. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
That is why we're gonna work on two very simple things.
Cacio and the pepe. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Cacio and the pepe.
Simple dish but when made well, exquisite. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Simple dish but when made well, exquisite.
Cheese and pepper! Come on, let's go! Go! - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Cheese and pepper! Come on, let's go! Go!
Oh, no, I don't know where the women's team train, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Oh, no, I don't know where the women's team train,
Okay. Good one. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Okay. Good one.
Wow, a ball! Mr. Miyagi is really shaking things up. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Wow, a ball! Mr. Miyagi is really shaking things up.
He's always sliding in and getting carded. Very bad. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
He's always sliding in and getting carded. Very bad.
He's named after the giant Korean tech company. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
He's named after the giant Korean tech company.
Oh, and there's Jaiyah, the Cindy Crawford of soccer. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Oh, and there's Jaiyah, the Cindy Crawford of soccer.
How can I put this? It's like - Next Goal Wins 00:07
How can I put this? It's like
He's not really a goalkeeper. He's a midfielder, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
He's not really a goalkeeper. He's a midfielder,