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Next Goal Wins

As some of you may know, I had a pretty rough yearthis past year after both my parentsgot...

As some of you may know, I had a pretty rough year
this past year after both my parents
got arrested for

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As some of you may know,
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I had a pretty rough year this past year
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after both my parents got arrested for...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:15
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
You know what? Pregame nerves. Totally normal. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
You know what? Pregame nerves. Totally normal.
Everybody gets them. Hey, hey, hey, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Everybody gets them. Hey, hey, hey,
Will you do me a favor, - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Will you do me a favor,
Okay, right. Let's fix your hair, here. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Okay, right. Let's fix your hair, here.
- The two Miyagis. - Yeah. Two Miyagis. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- The two Miyagis. - Yeah. Two Miyagis.
Pass it. Support him. What the... - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Pass it. Support him. What the...
Jaiyah, hold that back line! Where are you going? - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Jaiyah, hold that back line! Where are you going?
And that's halftime. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
And that's halftime.
"Sorry, coach. I'm just not feeling it." - Next Goal Wins 00:07
"Sorry, coach. I'm just not feeling it."
Well, don't worry. Because that's not gonna happen - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Well, don't worry. Because that's not gonna happen
Yeah. Ah, Samson says - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Yeah. Ah, Samson says
And I hate to break it to you, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
And I hate to break it to you,
On the bright side, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
On the bright side,
Maybe it's in the past, - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Maybe it's in the past,
So, two years ago, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
So, two years ago,
She was, um, bright and funny, and, uh, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
She was, um, bright and funny, and, uh,
And then, uh, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
And then, uh,
I guess, I got pretty angry at the world - Next Goal Wins 00:07
I guess, I got pretty angry at the world
And fact of the matter is, you don't need me at all. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
And fact of the matter is, you don't need me at all.
So basically, my advice to you would be, - Next Goal Wins 00:10
So basically, my advice to you would be,