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Next Goal Wins

But instead of Australia, it would be on a bunchof other Polynesian islands

But instead of Australia, it would be on a bunch
of other Polynesian islands

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But instead of Australia,
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it would be on a bunch of other Polynesian islands.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:59
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
They need work, yeah. And they need a lot of work, - Next Goal Wins 00:12
They need work, yeah. And they need a lot of work,
Who've got more heart and they're dreaming bigger - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Who've got more heart and they're dreaming bigger
This can cross here, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
This can cross here,
On its own, slimy, smelly, tasteless somewhat. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
On its own, slimy, smelly, tasteless somewhat.
But add some coconut cream, lemon zest, chili, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
But add some coconut cream, lemon zest, chili,
I know it's hard, but if we can do this - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I know it's hard, but if we can do this
We've got defense sorted. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
We've got defense sorted.
Pelé, Maradona, Rongen. Whoo! - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Pelé, Maradona, Rongen. Whoo!
This spot here, this place, - Next Goal Wins 00:16
This spot here, this place,
Well, tomorrow, we set off - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Well, tomorrow, we set off
The war for World Cup qualification. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
The war for World Cup qualification.
In two days' time, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
In two days' time,
There have been so many wars against those assholes. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
There have been so many wars against those assholes.
But the war of 1825, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
But the war of 1825,
But we handed their asses to them in a giant tuna can. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
But we handed their asses to them in a giant tuna can.
I always leave packing - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I always leave packing
And so, we turn to Matthew 17 - Next Goal Wins 00:33
And so, we turn to Matthew 17
What a beautiful day. - Next Goal Wins 00:09
What a beautiful day.
And, uh, before we get further - Next Goal Wins 00:06
And, uh, before we get further
Someone was seen rifling around - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Someone was seen rifling around