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Next Goal Wins

But if you came backto coach us, I could help you find them

But if you came back
to coach us, I could help you find them

Full Transcript

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But if you came back to coach us,
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I could help you find them.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:56
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Isn't there something about that defeat - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Isn't there something about that defeat
And I get my revenge every day by beating them 32, nil. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
And I get my revenge every day by beating them 32, nil.
But instead of Australia, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
But instead of Australia,
They need work, yeah. And they need a lot of work, - Next Goal Wins 00:12
They need work, yeah. And they need a lot of work,
Who've got more heart and they're dreaming bigger - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Who've got more heart and they're dreaming bigger
This can cross here, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
This can cross here,
On its own, slimy, smelly, tasteless somewhat. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
On its own, slimy, smelly, tasteless somewhat.
But add some coconut cream, lemon zest, chili, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
But add some coconut cream, lemon zest, chili,
I know it's hard, but if we can do this - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I know it's hard, but if we can do this
We've got defense sorted. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
We've got defense sorted.
Pelé, Maradona, Rongen. Whoo! - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Pelé, Maradona, Rongen. Whoo!
This spot here, this place, - Next Goal Wins 00:16
This spot here, this place,
Well, tomorrow, we set off - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Well, tomorrow, we set off
The war for World Cup qualification. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
The war for World Cup qualification.
In two days' time, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
In two days' time,
There have been so many wars against those assholes. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
There have been so many wars against those assholes.
But the war of 1825, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
But the war of 1825,
But we handed their asses to them in a giant tuna can. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
But we handed their asses to them in a giant tuna can.
I always leave packing - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I always leave packing
And so, we turn to Matthew 17 - Next Goal Wins 00:33
And so, we turn to Matthew 17