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Next Goal Wins

Dad, we don't need some Palagiwith his white savior complex to come teach ushow to play...

Dad, we don't need some Palagi
with his white savior complex to come teach us
how to play soccer

Full Transcript

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Dad, we don't need some Palagi with his white savior complex
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to come teach us how to play soccer.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:58
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
- Don't make me - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- Don't make me
And don't think I haven't noticed - Next Goal Wins 00:05
And don't think I haven't noticed
Drawings of boobs are a gateway - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Drawings of boobs are a gateway
Look, I know this season - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Look, I know this season
It's known as the beautiful game, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
It's known as the beautiful game,
Football, soccer, as you like to call it, - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Football, soccer, as you like to call it,
You're riding high in April and shot down in May. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
You're riding high in April and shot down in May.
Um, next season, I think, we have a real shot. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Um, next season, I think, we have a real shot.
As long as you, uh, trust me and allow me - Next Goal Wins 00:06
As long as you, uh, trust me and allow me
Uh, I'm sorry, uh, Thomas, did nobody tell you? - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Uh, I'm sorry, uh, Thomas, did nobody tell you?
And it is only natural that you go through - Next Goal Wins 00:07
And it is only natural that you go through
Thank you, Chris. There we go. Yep, too far. Release it. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Thank you, Chris. There we go. Yep, too far. Release it.
Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no. Specifically, American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no. Specifically, American Samoa.
- I deserve some respect. - Oh, boy. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- I deserve some respect. - Oh, boy.
I'm the only one in this room - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I'm the only one in this room
"Remember how good I was in the past?" - Next Goal Wins 00:10
"Remember how good I was in the past?"
Welcome to American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Welcome to American Samoa.
Well, I guess what everyone at home wants to know is - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Well, I guess what everyone at home wants to know is
I have a very particular set of skills. - Next Goal Wins 00:31
I have a very particular set of skills.
We'll see you next time for another edition - Next Goal Wins 00:06
We'll see you next time for another edition