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Next Goal Wins

Football, soccer,as you like to call it, is like life. You know?

Football, soccer,
as you like to call it, is like life. You know?

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Football, soccer, as you like to call it,
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is like life. You know?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
95
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:48
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
You're riding high in April and shot down in May. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
You're riding high in April and shot down in May.
Um, next season, I think, we have a real shot. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Um, next season, I think, we have a real shot.
As long as you, uh, trust me and allow me - Next Goal Wins 00:06
As long as you, uh, trust me and allow me
Uh, I'm sorry, uh, Thomas, did nobody tell you? - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Uh, I'm sorry, uh, Thomas, did nobody tell you?
And it is only natural that you go through - Next Goal Wins 00:07
And it is only natural that you go through
Thank you, Chris. There we go. Yep, too far. Release it. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Thank you, Chris. There we go. Yep, too far. Release it.
Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no. Specifically, American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no. Specifically, American Samoa.
- I deserve some respect. - Oh, boy. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- I deserve some respect. - Oh, boy.
I'm the only one in this room - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I'm the only one in this room
"Remember how good I was in the past?" - Next Goal Wins 00:10
"Remember how good I was in the past?"
Welcome to American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Welcome to American Samoa.
Well, I guess what everyone at home wants to know is - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Well, I guess what everyone at home wants to know is
I have a very particular set of skills. - Next Goal Wins 00:31
I have a very particular set of skills.
We'll see you next time for another edition - Next Goal Wins 00:06
We'll see you next time for another edition
I am Tavita, I'm the President - Next Goal Wins 00:06
I am Tavita, I'm the President
And also the cameraman for Who's On The Plane? - Next Goal Wins 00:07
And also the cameraman for Who's On The Plane?
Now, as an honored guest, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Now, as an honored guest,
Gentlemen, I am proud to officially announce - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Gentlemen, I am proud to officially announce
And, he's originally from Europe. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
And, he's originally from Europe.
So, let's give him a warm American Samoan welcome! - Next Goal Wins 00:06
So, let's give him a warm American Samoan welcome!