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Next Goal Wins

He was slowand he couldn't run, and he never caught a stickor did anything and so, the...

He was slow
and he couldn't run, and he never caught a stick
or did anything and so, the kindest thing
to do was to put him down

Full Transcript

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He was slow and he couldn't run,
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and he never caught a stick or did anything
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and so, the kindest thing to do was to put him down.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:46
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Look, the herd is only as fast as its slowest animal. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Look, the herd is only as fast as its slowest animal.
Look, man. Soccer is not in their DNA. They're weak. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Look, man. Soccer is not in their DNA. They're weak.
Some of the sacrifices these players have made, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Some of the sacrifices these players have made,
Look, I wish there was something I could say - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Look, I wish there was something I could say
The biggest battle - Next Goal Wins 00:25
The biggest battle
- Let's go. - We can fight our way back... - Next Goal Wins 00:14
- Let's go. - We can fight our way back...
I feel like a new man. Kind of Zen. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
I feel like a new man. Kind of Zen.
- Oh, come on. - And get kicked out - Next Goal Wins 00:06
- Oh, come on. - And get kicked out
It's been two years and I don't think - Next Goal Wins 00:05
It's been two years and I don't think
You know, there was this one woman and all these guys. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
You know, there was this one woman and all these guys.
I couldn't figure out which one was married to her - Next Goal Wins 00:09
I couldn't figure out which one was married to her
- Let's go, let's go. Come on, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
- Let's go, let's go. Come on,
Actually, I did some research on you, and it - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Actually, I did some research on you, and it
It actually makes me feel better about being - Next Goal Wins 00:05
It actually makes me feel better about being
American Samoa, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
American Samoa,
Tonga, in a few hours, you meet American Samoa - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Tonga, in a few hours, you meet American Samoa
Welcome to today's World Cup - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Welcome to today's World Cup
A few minutes to the biggest battle - Next Goal Wins 00:07
A few minutes to the biggest battle
Now, either we heal as a team. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Now, either we heal as a team.
Or we're going to crumble, inch by inch, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Or we're going to crumble, inch by inch,