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Next Goal Wins

He's named after the giantKorean tech company

He's named after the giant
Korean tech company

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He's named after the giant Korean tech company.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
64
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:05
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Oh, and there's Jaiyah, the Cindy Crawford of soccer. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Oh, and there's Jaiyah, the Cindy Crawford of soccer.
How can I put this? It's like - Next Goal Wins 00:07
How can I put this? It's like
He's not really a goalkeeper. He's a midfielder, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
He's not really a goalkeeper. He's a midfielder,
That's Jonah. He's the Knight Rider Car of soccer. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
That's Jonah. He's the Knight Rider Car of soccer.
Watching you prancing and parading, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Watching you prancing and parading,
He's going to be my eyes and my ears. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
He's going to be my eyes and my ears.
Armani? What shall we do today? - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Armani? What shall we do today?
Up, down, up, down. Double time. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Up, down, up, down. Double time.
Welcome to your voice mailbox. - Next Goal Wins 00:23
Welcome to your voice mailbox.
Old tin cans, old tin cans! - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Old tin cans, old tin cans!
People just throw them away. They wash up on the shore. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
People just throw them away. They wash up on the shore.
They used to be valuable. Not so much anymore. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
They used to be valuable. Not so much anymore.
You're feeling alone, because you are alone. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
You're feeling alone, because you are alone.
You're just a skinny white guy, sitting there - Next Goal Wins 00:08
You're just a skinny white guy, sitting there
But maybe the answers you seek are right in front of you. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
But maybe the answers you seek are right in front of you.
Everybody deserves a second chance. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Everybody deserves a second chance.
Here I come, the old tin can lady. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Here I come, the old tin can lady.
Yes, but what was all that - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Yes, but what was all that
It sounded like that old lady from The Matrix. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
It sounded like that old lady from The Matrix.
There'd be all this unstretchy white people around - Next Goal Wins 00:06
There'd be all this unstretchy white people around