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Next Goal Wins

He's not really a goalkeeper.He's a midfielder, but he found the gloves - when Nicky...-...

He's not really a goalkeeper.
He's a midfielder, but he found the gloves - when Nicky...
- Wait, wait, wait

Full Transcript

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He's not really a goalkeeper. He's a midfielder,
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but he found the gloves
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- when Nicky... - Wait, wait, wait.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:50
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
That's Jonah. He's the Knight Rider Car of soccer. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
That's Jonah. He's the Knight Rider Car of soccer.
Watching you prancing and parading, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Watching you prancing and parading,
He's going to be my eyes and my ears. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
He's going to be my eyes and my ears.
Armani? What shall we do today? - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Armani? What shall we do today?
Up, down, up, down. Double time. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Up, down, up, down. Double time.
Welcome to your voice mailbox. - Next Goal Wins 00:23
Welcome to your voice mailbox.
Old tin cans, old tin cans! - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Old tin cans, old tin cans!
People just throw them away. They wash up on the shore. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
People just throw them away. They wash up on the shore.
They used to be valuable. Not so much anymore. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
They used to be valuable. Not so much anymore.
You're feeling alone, because you are alone. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
You're feeling alone, because you are alone.
You're just a skinny white guy, sitting there - Next Goal Wins 00:08
You're just a skinny white guy, sitting there
But maybe the answers you seek are right in front of you. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
But maybe the answers you seek are right in front of you.
Everybody deserves a second chance. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Everybody deserves a second chance.
Here I come, the old tin can lady. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Here I come, the old tin can lady.
Yes, but what was all that - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Yes, but what was all that
It sounded like that old lady from The Matrix. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
It sounded like that old lady from The Matrix.
There'd be all this unstretchy white people around - Next Goal Wins 00:06
There'd be all this unstretchy white people around
Discarded, crumpled, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Discarded, crumpled,
But guess what, Ace, - Next Goal Wins 00:05
But guess what, Ace,
Baa, baa black sheep - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Baa, baa black sheep