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Next Goal Wins

In two days' time, we face our first enemy,Tonga

In two days' time, we face our first enemy,
Tonga

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In two days' time,
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we face our first enemy, Tonga.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:53
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
There have been so many wars against those assholes. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
There have been so many wars against those assholes.
But the war of 1825, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
But the war of 1825,
But we handed their asses to them in a giant tuna can. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
But we handed their asses to them in a giant tuna can.
I always leave packing - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I always leave packing
And so, we turn to Matthew 17 - Next Goal Wins 00:33
And so, we turn to Matthew 17
What a beautiful day. - Next Goal Wins 00:09
What a beautiful day.
And, uh, before we get further - Next Goal Wins 00:06
And, uh, before we get further
Someone was seen rifling around - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Someone was seen rifling around
Our wonderful team - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Our wonderful team
Read the Bible. - Next Goal Wins 00:18
Read the Bible.
Going off across the seas - Next Goal Wins 00:18
Going off across the seas
So, off they go. - Next Goal Wins 00:12
So, off they go.
Tavita, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, move it! - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Tavita, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on...
- Shh. - The player reception is - Next Goal Wins 00:08
- Shh. - The player reception is
Like a slippers. Or a sandal. Okay, yeah. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Like a slippers. Or a sandal. Okay, yeah.
But American Samoan skin is impenetrable. Okay? - Next Goal Wins 00:05
But American Samoan skin is impenetrable. Okay?
Unless you got a sharp object - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Unless you got a sharp object
-"See you at the party later." -"See you at the party later." - Next Goal Wins 00:08
-"See you at the party later." -"See you at t...
Oh, the glitz, the glamour, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Oh, the glitz, the glamour,
Tavita, this is, uh, Angus, Keith. Socceroos. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Tavita, this is, uh, Angus, Keith. Socceroos.