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Next Goal Wins

So, off they go. The American Samoansoccer team hoping not to embarrassthe nation any...

So, off they go. The American Samoan
soccer team hoping not to embarrass
the nation any further. Cut. That was really good,
Gus

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So, off they go.
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The American Samoan soccer team
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hoping not to embarrass the nation any further.
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Cut. That was really good, Gus.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:01
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Tavita, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, move it! - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Tavita, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on...
- Shh. - The player reception is - Next Goal Wins 00:08
- Shh. - The player reception is
Like a slippers. Or a sandal. Okay, yeah. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Like a slippers. Or a sandal. Okay, yeah.
But American Samoan skin is impenetrable. Okay? - Next Goal Wins 00:05
But American Samoan skin is impenetrable. Okay?
Unless you got a sharp object - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Unless you got a sharp object
-"See you at the party later." -"See you at the party later." - Next Goal Wins 00:08
-"See you at the party later." -"See you at t...
Oh, the glitz, the glamour, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Oh, the glitz, the glamour,
Tavita, this is, uh, Angus, Keith. Socceroos. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Tavita, this is, uh, Angus, Keith. Socceroos.
Oh, the Socceroos, our arch nemesises. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Oh, the Socceroos, our arch nemesises.
- 31, 31 - 31, 31, 31 - Next Goal Wins 00:08
- 31, 31 - 31, 31, 31
- Hi. - Hey. Hey. Hey. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- Hi. - Hey. Hey. Hey.
- You're looking kind of tired. - Yes, I was going to say - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- You're looking kind of tired. - Yes, I was going to s...
Um, Tavita, I'd like to introduce you - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Um, Tavita, I'd like to introduce you
And this is Alex. Uh, my boss and Gail's manfriend. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
And this is Alex. Uh, my boss and Gail's manfriend.
Mr. Alex, on behalf of FFAS, we just want to thank you - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Mr. Alex, on behalf of FFAS, we just want to thank you
Man. I got to say, really proud of you. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Man. I got to say, really proud of you.
You have shown real improvement - Next Goal Wins 00:05
You have shown real improvement
You don't know this dog. This dog was, uh, - Next Goal Wins 00:05
You don't know this dog. This dog was, uh,
He was slow and he couldn't run, - Next Goal Wins 00:10
He was slow and he couldn't run,
Look, the herd is only as fast as its slowest animal. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Look, the herd is only as fast as its slowest animal.