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Next Goal Wins

There'd be all thisunstretchy white people around - with no ethnic tattoos.- And no white...

There'd be all this
unstretchy white people around - with no ethnic tattoos.
- And no white dreadlocks

Full Transcript

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There'd be all this unstretchy white people around
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- with no ethnic tattoos. - And no white dreadlocks.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:39
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Discarded, crumpled, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Discarded, crumpled,
But guess what, Ace, - Next Goal Wins 00:05
But guess what, Ace,
Baa, baa black sheep - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Baa, baa black sheep
Everybody else seemed - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Everybody else seemed
Forget about it. Hup, hup, hup. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Forget about it. Hup, hup, hup.
Trust. Trust, okay. Trust. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Trust. Trust, okay. Trust.
Call me Johnny, again, one more time, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Call me Johnny, again, one more time,
Sixth saved message. - Next Goal Wins 00:21
Sixth saved message.
Please, escort our esteemed guest - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Please, escort our esteemed guest
Please. No special treatment. I'll sit outside. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Please. No special treatment. I'll sit outside.
Please accept this appetizer - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Please accept this appetizer
I can honestly say it's the worst bunch of players - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I can honestly say it's the worst bunch of players
I'm sure that little fish - Next Goal Wins 00:11
I'm sure that little fish
But if you ask anyone around here, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
But if you ask anyone around here,
I want to swing - Next Goal Wins 00:07
I want to swing
Wow, really? - Looks like a Palagi guy, - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Wow, really? - Looks like a Palagi guy,
He's maybe doing 35, 36 MPHs. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
He's maybe doing 35, 36 MPHs.
That's fast! - Also, um, my, uh, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
That's fast! - Also, um, my, uh,
Oh, jeez! Okay, stay safe, Rambo. - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Oh, jeez! Okay, stay safe, Rambo.
- Shit. Yeah, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
- Shit. Yeah,