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Next Goal Wins

This spot here, this place, tells of howyour brave brothers fought to protectAmerican...

This spot here, this place, tells of how
your brave brothers fought to protect
American Samoa and the rest of the world
against evil

Full Transcript

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This spot here, this place,
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tells of how your brave brothers
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fought to protect American Samoa
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and the rest of the world against evil.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:23
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Well, tomorrow, we set off - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Well, tomorrow, we set off
The war for World Cup qualification. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
The war for World Cup qualification.
In two days' time, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
In two days' time,
There have been so many wars against those assholes. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
There have been so many wars against those assholes.
But the war of 1825, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
But the war of 1825,
But we handed their asses to them in a giant tuna can. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
But we handed their asses to them in a giant tuna can.
I always leave packing - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I always leave packing
And so, we turn to Matthew 17 - Next Goal Wins 00:33
And so, we turn to Matthew 17
What a beautiful day. - Next Goal Wins 00:09
What a beautiful day.
And, uh, before we get further - Next Goal Wins 00:06
And, uh, before we get further
Someone was seen rifling around - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Someone was seen rifling around
Our wonderful team - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Our wonderful team
Read the Bible. - Next Goal Wins 00:18
Read the Bible.
Going off across the seas - Next Goal Wins 00:18
Going off across the seas
So, off they go. - Next Goal Wins 00:12
So, off they go.
Tavita, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, move it! - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Tavita, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on...
- Shh. - The player reception is - Next Goal Wins 00:08
- Shh. - The player reception is
Like a slippers. Or a sandal. Okay, yeah. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Like a slippers. Or a sandal. Okay, yeah.
But American Samoan skin is impenetrable. Okay? - Next Goal Wins 00:05
But American Samoan skin is impenetrable. Okay?
Unless you got a sharp object - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Unless you got a sharp object