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Next Goal Wins

Unhappiness is a curse that I would not wishon anyone

Unhappiness is a curse that I would not wish
on anyone

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Unhappiness is a curse
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that I would not wish on anyone.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:24
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
- Can you hear me? Yeah. - Next Goal Wins 00:08
- Can you hear me? Yeah.
- Well, then go un-quit. - Once you quit, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
- Well, then go un-quit. - Once you quit,
It's like this team, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
It's like this team,
I can't help them. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
I can't help them.
Home, I'm sorry, Thomas, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Home, I'm sorry, Thomas,
Look, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Look,
Dear Lord, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Dear Lord,
Not too much to ask, I think, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Not too much to ask, I think,
All in your time. Amene. - Next Goal Wins 00:10
All in your time. Amene.
Ace, looks like you're coaching today. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Ace, looks like you're coaching today.
Okay, just go for a run to warm up your bodies, huh? - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Okay, just go for a run to warm up your bodies, huh?
Okay, Dad. - Next Goal Wins 00:14
Okay, Dad.
I just wanted to come by and say sorry - Next Goal Wins 00:14
I just wanted to come by and say sorry
Well, uh, I'd like to apologize too - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Well, uh, I'd like to apologize too
No. There's really not much - Next Goal Wins 00:05
No. There's really not much
The job choices come down - Next Goal Wins 00:06
The job choices come down
I mean, there's not as many fa'afafine there, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
I mean, there's not as many fa'afafine there,
Yeah, but tell me more about this, um, fa'afafine thing. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Yeah, but tell me more about this, um, fa'afafine thing...
Let's just say that eventually, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Let's just say that eventually,
Why is everyone bunched up like old ladies - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Why is everyone bunched up like old ladies