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Next Goal Wins

Unless you got a sharp object like, um, scissors, um,screwdriver, needle

Unless you got a sharp object like, um, scissors, um,
screwdriver, needle

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Unless you got a sharp object
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like, um, scissors, um, screwdriver, needle.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:59
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
-"See you at the party later." -"See you at the party later." - Next Goal Wins 00:08
-"See you at the party later." -"See you at t...
Oh, the glitz, the glamour, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Oh, the glitz, the glamour,
Tavita, this is, uh, Angus, Keith. Socceroos. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Tavita, this is, uh, Angus, Keith. Socceroos.
Oh, the Socceroos, our arch nemesises. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Oh, the Socceroos, our arch nemesises.
- 31, 31 - 31, 31, 31 - Next Goal Wins 00:08
- 31, 31 - 31, 31, 31
- Hi. - Hey. Hey. Hey. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- Hi. - Hey. Hey. Hey.
- You're looking kind of tired. - Yes, I was going to say - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- You're looking kind of tired. - Yes, I was going to s...
Um, Tavita, I'd like to introduce you - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Um, Tavita, I'd like to introduce you
And this is Alex. Uh, my boss and Gail's manfriend. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
And this is Alex. Uh, my boss and Gail's manfriend.
Mr. Alex, on behalf of FFAS, we just want to thank you - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Mr. Alex, on behalf of FFAS, we just want to thank you
Man. I got to say, really proud of you. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Man. I got to say, really proud of you.
You have shown real improvement - Next Goal Wins 00:05
You have shown real improvement
You don't know this dog. This dog was, uh, - Next Goal Wins 00:05
You don't know this dog. This dog was, uh,
He was slow and he couldn't run, - Next Goal Wins 00:10
He was slow and he couldn't run,
Look, the herd is only as fast as its slowest animal. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Look, the herd is only as fast as its slowest animal.
Look, man. Soccer is not in their DNA. They're weak. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Look, man. Soccer is not in their DNA. They're weak.
Some of the sacrifices these players have made, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Some of the sacrifices these players have made,
Look, I wish there was something I could say - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Look, I wish there was something I could say
The biggest battle - Next Goal Wins 00:25
The biggest battle
- Let's go. - We can fight our way back... - Next Goal Wins 00:14
- Let's go. - We can fight our way back...