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We haven't score one goal in the history of our country trying to have a soccer team

Tavita: We haven't score one goal in the history of our country trying to have a soccer team

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We haven't scored one goal in the history
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of our country trying to have a soccer team
Duration
7 seconds
Views
216
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:14
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Mark my words, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Mark my words,
Where am I going to find a new coach? - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Where am I going to find a new coach?
Treason is sending that poor team - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Treason is sending that poor team
Hmm, well, sometimes the box - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Hmm, well, sometimes the box
I've rung the American Football Federation - Next Goal Wins 00:06
I've rung the American Football Federation
Dad, we don't need some Palagi with his white savior complex - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Dad, we don't need some Palagi with his white savior co...
- Don't make me - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- Don't make me
And don't think I haven't noticed - Next Goal Wins 00:05
And don't think I haven't noticed
Drawings of boobs are a gateway - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Drawings of boobs are a gateway
Look, I know this season - Next Goal Wins 00:07
Look, I know this season
It's known as the beautiful game, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
It's known as the beautiful game,
Football, soccer, as you like to call it, - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Football, soccer, as you like to call it,
You're riding high in April and shot down in May. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
You're riding high in April and shot down in May.
Um, next season, I think, we have a real shot. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Um, next season, I think, we have a real shot.
As long as you, uh, trust me and allow me - Next Goal Wins 00:06
As long as you, uh, trust me and allow me
Uh, I'm sorry, uh, Thomas, did nobody tell you? - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Uh, I'm sorry, uh, Thomas, did nobody tell you?
And it is only natural that you go through - Next Goal Wins 00:07
And it is only natural that you go through
Thank you, Chris. There we go. Yep, too far. Release it. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Thank you, Chris. There we go. Yep, too far. Release it.
Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no. Specifically, American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no. Specifically, American Samoa.
- I deserve some respect. - Oh, boy. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
- I deserve some respect. - Oh, boy.