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Welcome to American Samoa. What is this shit? No naughty words,pretty please

Welcome to American Samoa. What is this shit? No naughty words,
pretty please

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Welcome to American Samoa.
00:00:02.585 --> 00:00:03.836
What is this shit?
00:00:03.092 --> 00:00:05.838
No naughty words, pretty please.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:59
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Well, I guess what everyone at home wants to know is - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Well, I guess what everyone at home wants to know is
I have a very particular set of skills. - Next Goal Wins 00:31
I have a very particular set of skills.
We'll see you next time for another edition - Next Goal Wins 00:06
We'll see you next time for another edition
I am Tavita, I'm the President - Next Goal Wins 00:06
I am Tavita, I'm the President
And also the cameraman for Who's On The Plane? - Next Goal Wins 00:07
And also the cameraman for Who's On The Plane?
Now, as an honored guest, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Now, as an honored guest,
Gentlemen, I am proud to officially announce - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Gentlemen, I am proud to officially announce
And, he's originally from Europe. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
And, he's originally from Europe.
So, let's give him a warm American Samoan welcome! - Next Goal Wins 00:06
So, let's give him a warm American Samoan welcome!
But the fact that he responded, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
But the fact that he responded,
It's like in The Matrix. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
It's like in The Matrix.
Welcome to American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins 00:33
Welcome to American Samoa.
Oh, I would never break the speed limit. - Next Goal Wins 00:16
Oh, I would never break the speed limit.
Oh, that's your car, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Oh, that's your car,
And now, the pièce de résidence. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
And now, the pièce de résidence.
And he is available seven-twenty-four - Next Goal Wins 00:06
And he is available seven-twenty-four
And I will leave this Welcome to American Samoa video here - Next Goal Wins 00:08
And I will leave this Welcome to American Samoa video here
All I want from our team is just one goal. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
All I want from our team is just one goal.
Hello? Can I use the phone? - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Hello? Can I use the phone?
Rongen won the MLS - Next Goal Wins 00:19
Rongen won the MLS