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Next Goal Wins

Welcome. Come on, come in hereand listen to this wonderful tale of woe

Welcome. Come on, come in here
and listen to this wonderful tale of woe

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Welcome. Come on, come in here and listen
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to this wonderful tale of woe.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:06
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
Not woe as in, "Ah, bummer, man!" - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Not woe as in, "Ah, bummer, man!"
"With a couple of embellishments - Next Goal Wins 00:34
"With a couple of embellishments
Well, here they come. American Samoa. - Next Goal Wins 00:35
Well, here they come. American Samoa.
Thirty-one. American Samoa - Next Goal Wins 00:09
Thirty-one. American Samoa
And 10 years later, they were just as bad. - Next Goal Wins 00:08
And 10 years later, they were just as bad.
What are you doing? Goal! - Next Goal Wins 00:05
What are you doing? Goal!
Goal! - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Goal!
Goal! - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Goal!
I'm the President of the Football Federation - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I'm the President of the Football Federation
I know we've never ever scored a goal, ever! - Next Goal Wins 00:05
I know we've never ever scored a goal, ever!
But we have to because I've made a bet - Next Goal Wins 00:08
But we have to because I've made a bet
And if we don't, - Next Goal Wins 00:07
And if we don't,
Both teams, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Both teams,
Ace, you're a lovely guy, but you're a terrible coach. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Ace, you're a lovely guy, but you're a terrible co...
We haven't scored one goal in the history - Next Goal Wins 00:07
We haven't scored one goal in the history
Mark my words, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Mark my words,
Where am I going to find a new coach? - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Where am I going to find a new coach?
Treason is sending that poor team - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Treason is sending that poor team
Hmm, well, sometimes the box - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Hmm, well, sometimes the box
I've rung the American Football Federation - Next Goal Wins 00:06
I've rung the American Football Federation