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Next Goal Wins

You have zero talent, skillor understanding of the game

You have zero talent, skill
or understanding of the game

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You have zero talent, skill or understanding of the game.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
86
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:23
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
The Imaginarium,Searchlight Pictures,TSG Entertainment,Garrett Basch Productions,Defender Films,Archer's Mark

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Movie Summary

The story of the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0.
That is why we're gonna work on two very simple things. - Next Goal Wins 00:07
That is why we're gonna work on two very simple things.
Cacio and the pepe. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Cacio and the pepe.
Simple dish but when made well, exquisite. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Simple dish but when made well, exquisite.
Cheese and pepper! Come on, let's go! Go! - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Cheese and pepper! Come on, let's go! Go!
Oh, no, I don't know where the women's team train, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Oh, no, I don't know where the women's team train,
Okay. Good one. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Okay. Good one.
Wow, a ball! Mr. Miyagi is really shaking things up. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Wow, a ball! Mr. Miyagi is really shaking things up.
He's always sliding in and getting carded. Very bad. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
He's always sliding in and getting carded. Very bad.
He's named after the giant Korean tech company. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
He's named after the giant Korean tech company.
Oh, and there's Jaiyah, the Cindy Crawford of soccer. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Oh, and there's Jaiyah, the Cindy Crawford of soccer.
How can I put this? It's like - Next Goal Wins 00:07
How can I put this? It's like
He's not really a goalkeeper. He's a midfielder, - Next Goal Wins 00:06
He's not really a goalkeeper. He's a midfielder,
That's Jonah. He's the Knight Rider Car of soccer. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
That's Jonah. He's the Knight Rider Car of soccer.
Watching you prancing and parading, - Next Goal Wins 00:08
Watching you prancing and parading,
He's going to be my eyes and my ears. - Next Goal Wins 00:05
He's going to be my eyes and my ears.
Armani? What shall we do today? - Next Goal Wins 00:05
Armani? What shall we do today?
Up, down, up, down. Double time. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Up, down, up, down. Double time.
Welcome to your voice mailbox. - Next Goal Wins 00:23
Welcome to your voice mailbox.
Old tin cans, old tin cans! - Next Goal Wins 00:06
Old tin cans, old tin cans!
People just throw them away. They wash up on the shore. - Next Goal Wins 00:06
People just throw them away. They wash up on the shore.