There was this guy... Big guy, Irish-Italian. Red-faced, black-haired, jolly son of a...
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[Mr. Smith tells Mr. Watson a story about a man he loved]
Mr. Smith:
There was this guy... Big guy, Irish-Italian. Red-faced, black-haired, jolly son of a bitch... Wait a second, nobody could make me laugh like him. He made a science of collecting jokes. We closed more bars together than I could count. Now, he was a pal. I loved the crazy mick. I'm not ashamed to say that, but... He was a fuck-up. He had this image of himself. He thought he was a con man. Always trying to shave the edge. He was nickel and dime. I'll always miss him. Tell me why.
Gene Watson:
Tell you why, what?
Mr. Smith:
Tell me why I miss him.
Gene Watson:
He's dead?
Mr. Smith:
That's right. He is dead, but tell me why.
Gene Watson:
How do I know? I don't...
Mr. Smith:
Tell me why he's dead.
Gene Watson:
Because you killed him.
Mr. Smith:
That's right, I did. I killed him. He fucked up one too many times. So, I put a bullet in his eye. Then, I put two more into him just to make sure. Now, that was somebody I loved; I loved him! But I got the call, and I put him down like a sick animal. So... if you got doubts... about what's going to happen if you don't deliver, let me tell you something. I'll make gravy out of your little girl just to season that Black Irish cocksucker's meat. Now, you do what you're supposed to do, young man. You do it now.
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He was nickel and dime
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I'll always miss him Tell me why
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Tell you why what tell me why I miss him
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He's dead that's right
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He is dead but tell me why
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How do I know Tell me why he's dead
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Because you killed him that's right I did I killed him
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He fucked up too many times so I put a bullet in his eye
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Then I put two more into him just to make sure
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Now that was somebody I loved I loved him
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But I got the call I put him down like a sick animal
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So if you got doubts
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about what's going to happen if you don't deliver
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let me tell you something
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I'll make gravy out of your little girl
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just to season that black Irish cocksucker's meat
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You do what you're supposed to do young man
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You do it now
Clip duration: 73 seconds
Views: 165
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 50s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: action, crime, drama
Summary: An unimpressive, everyday man is forced into a situation where he is told to kill a politician to save his kidnapped daughter.
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