Night at the Museum quotes

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In New York, unemployed and divorced Larry Daley is a complete loser. His son Nick is very disappointed with his father who is going to be evicted. Larry accepts the job of night watchman in the Museum of Natural History and takes the place of three old security guards that have just retired in order to raise some money and pay his bills. On his first shift, Larry soon realizes that everything at the museum is not as it seems as the statues begin to come to life after the sun sets. The Museum transforms into complete chaos with the inexperienced Larry in charge as he learns that an old Egyptian stone that came to the Museum in 1950 brings these statues to life until dawn. When Larry brings his son to spend a night with him, the three old guards break into the Museum to try to steal the magical stone. Larry organizes all the historic characters to help him stop the criminals and save the museum.

Director: Shawn Levy
Writer: Robert Ben Garant (screenplay), Thomas Lennon (screenplay), Robert Ben Garant (screen story), Thomas Lennon (screen story), Milan Trenc (book)
Production: 20th Century Fox, 21 Laps Entertainment, 1492 Pictures
Genre: adventure, comedy, family, fantasy
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 22 Dec 2006
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations.


47 Clips & Quotes

You give me gum gum - Night at the Museum 00:46 You give me gum gum My name's Larry - Night at the Museum 00:54 My name's Larry No hard feelings - Night at the Museum 00:18 No hard feelings My dum dum want to speak - Night at the Museum 00:16 My dum dum want to speak I'm made of wax - Night at the Museum 00:14 I'm made of wax You start with 1 - Night at the Museum 00:21 You start with 1 He looks like a weirdy - Night at the Museum 00:12 He looks like a weirdy Civil war dudes - Night at the Museum 00:34 Civil war dudes I'm just locking up - Night at the Museum 01:33 I'm just locking up I'm trusting you guys - Night at the Museum 00:35 I'm trusting you guys What's going on here - Night at the Museum 00:50 What's going on here Do you want the job or not - Night at the Museum 00:12 Do you want the job or not Keep a lid on it - Night at the Museum 00:10 Keep a lid on it Some men are born great - Night at the Museum 00:20 Some men are born great You gotta stop that - Night at the Museum 00:14 You gotta stop that Weird faceless puppet creatures - Night at the Museum 00:13 Weird faceless puppet creatures If it can be dreamed - Night at the Museum 00:31 If it can be dreamed You bring me gum gum - Night at the Museum 00:16 You bring me gum gum I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye - Night at the Museum 00:36 I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye I don't like to be manhandled - Night at the Museum 00:37 I don't like to be manhandled End of the line - Night at the Museum 00:13 End of the line That's problematic - Night at the Museum 00:11 That's problematic What can I tell you about the museum - Night at the Museum 00:20 What can I tell you about the museum It's Manifest Destiny - Night at the Museum 00:11 It's Manifest Destiny I ain't working with Toga Boy - Night at the Museum 00:27 I ain't working with Toga Boy This is not worth 11 - Night at the Museum 00:11 This is not worth 11 Not gonna happen - Night at the Museum 00:39 Not gonna happen I ain't quittin' you - Night at the Museum 00:11 I ain't quittin' you That's because she's a statue - Night at the Museum 00:19 That's because she's a statue But he lost control and crashed - Night at the Museum 00:18 But he lost control and crashed Let's all laugh at me - Night at the Museum 01:09 Let's all laugh at me These are money carriers - Night at the Museum 00:28 These are money carriers Control your young - Night at the Museum 00:11 Control your young Why are you slapping a monkey - Night at the Museum 00:13 Why are you slapping a monkey He was our fourth president - Night at the Museum 00:13 He was our fourth president I felt a connection when I entered this office - Night at the Museum 00:34 I felt a connection when I entered this office Or the hard way - Night at the Museum 00:26 Or the hard way Don't let anything in or out - Night at the Museum 00:13 Don't let anything in or out I'm not a giant - Night at the Museum 00:29 I'm not a giant And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum - Night at the Museum 00:38 And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole... You're an old man - Night at the Museum 00:16 You're an old man This ain't your fight - Night at the Museum 00:17 This ain't your fight How's it going with that virtual reality driving range you wanted to open - Night at the Museum 00:44 How's it going with that virtual reality driving range you... Just living the Dream - Night at the Museum 00:11 Just living the Dream We expand or die - Night at the Museum 00:10 We expand or die Gotta keep it moving - Night at the Museum 00:17 Gotta keep it moving Now who they gon' get to clean up all that doo doo - Night at the Museum 00:17 Now who they gon' get to clean up all that doo doo

Cast

Larry Daley - Ben Stiller
Rebecca - Carla Gugino
Cecil - Dick Van Dyke
Gus - Mickey Rooney
Reginald - Bill Cobbs
Nick Daley - Jake Cherry
Dr. McPhee - Ricky Gervais
Teddy Roosevelt - Robin Williams
Erica Daley - Kim Raver
Attila the Hun - Patrick Gallagher
Ahkmenrah - Rami Malek
Christopher Columbus - Pierfrancesco Favino
Taxi Driver - Charlie Murphy
Octavius - Steve Coogan
Sacajawea - Mizuo Peck
Neanderthal #1 (as Kerry Van Der Griend) - Kerry van der Griend
Neanderthal #2 - Dan Rizzuto
Neanderthal #3 - Matthew Harrison
Neanderthal #4 - Jody Racicot
Don - Paul Rudd
Debbie - Anne Meara
Merriweather Lewis - Martin Christopher
William Clark - Martin Sims
Hun #1 - Randy Lee
Hun #2 - Darryl Quon
Hun #3 - Gerald Wong
Hun #4 (as Paul Chih-Ping Cheng) - Paul Cheng
Teacher - Mike - Teagle F. Bougere
TV News Anchor - Pat Kiernan
Friend #1 - Nico McEown
Friend #2 - Meshach Peters
Politician - Matthew Walker
Irish Worker - Jason McKinnon
Chinese Rail Worker (as Jonathan Lee) - Jono Lee
Viking - Jason Vaisvila
Viking - Cade Wagar
Chinese Terra Cota Soldier - Cory Martin
Easter Island Head - Brad Garrett
Dexter - Crystal the Monkey
Caveman - Aaron Atkins
Irish Worker #1 - Ian Duffy
Tribeswoman - Elizabeth Haruna
Museum Tourist - Louis Raphael Jones
Pretty Tourist Girl - Che Landon
Moose - Phil Proctor
Viking Warrior - Gary Sievers
Jedediah - Owen Wilson