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"Night at the Museum" quotes

Night at the Museum poster

A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc.

Director: Shawn Levy

Writer: Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon, Milan Trenc

Production: N/A

Genre: adventure, comedy, family

Year: 2006

MetaScore: 48/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $250,863,268

Released: 22 Dec 2006

Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

113 Clips

Bully Laughs - Night at the Museum

Hey Ready to carve it up Cool - Night at the Museum

Hey Ready to carve it up Cool

I'm Rebecca Hutman I'm a docent here Hi - Night at the Museum

I'm Rebecca Hutman I'm a docent here Hi

You would not believe how stuffy it is in there - Night at the Museum

You would not believe how stuffy it is in there

Now who they gonna get to clean up all that doo doo - Night at the Museum

Now who they gonna get to clean up all that doo doo

Moving on - Night at the Museum

Let's ride - Night at the Museum

Unleash hell D'oh - Night at the Museum

Unleash hell D'oh

I'm not a giant guys All right You guys are really little - Night at the Museum

I'm not a giant guys All right You guys are really little

Gotta keep it moving Larry I'm pretty spry for an old man - Night at the Museum

Gotta keep it moving Larry I'm pretty spry for an old man

Stop babbling boy Yes or no - Night at the Museum

Stop babbling boy Yes or no

Play fetch - Night at the Museum

We expand or we die - Night at the Museum

We expand or we die

Yeah Just livin' the dream baby - Night at the Museum

Yeah Just livin' the dream baby

Control your young please Can we Oh - Night at the Museum

Control your young please Can we Oh

Teddy Oh man Larry relax I'm wax - Night at the Museum

Teddy Oh man Larry relax I'm wax

I guess it's gonna be the hard way - Night at the Museum

I guess it's gonna be the hard way

Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving range that you wanted to open - Night at the Museum

Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving range...

Uh Debbie Can I call you Debbie - Night at the Museum

Uh Debbie Can I call you Debbie

But a little birdie - Night at the Museum

But a little birdie

Chilly chilly Chilly Willy the Penguin - Night at the Museum

Chilly chilly Chilly Willy the Penguin

Whoa Octavius hold on This ain't your fight This here giant's on our land - Night at the Museum

Whoa Octavius hold on This ain't your fight This here...

Yes definitely He was our fourth president right - Night at the Museum

Yes definitely He was our fourth president right

Hey guys - Night at the Museum

Yeah 'cause just she does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive - Night at the Museum

Yeah 'cause just she does seem a little bit sort of...

Gus you're an old man I don't want to hurt Ooh Ow - Night at the Museum

Gus you're an old man I don't want to hurt Ooh Ow

Save yourself - Night at the Museum

This is not worth 11 50 an hour - Night at the Museum

This is not worth 11 50 an hour

And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum the capuchin monkey - Night at the Museum

And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole...

Whoa whoa whoa No No sir I ain't workin' with toga boy - Night at the Museum

Whoa whoa whoa No No sir I ain't workin' with toga boy

And the most important thing of all to remember Don't let anything in or out - Night at the Museum

And the most important thing of all to remember Don't let...

Fool me once shame on you - Night at the Museum

Fool me once shame on you

You rock I am a big fan - Night at the Museum

You rock I am a big fan

These are money carriers They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word - Night at the Museum

These are money carriers They were trained not to stop for...

Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard - Night at the Museum

Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard

What's it look like we're doin' It's manifest destiny - Night at the Museum

What's it look like we're doin' It's manifest destiny

Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey - Night at the Museum

Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey

I told you I don't like to be manhandled - Night at the Museum

I told you I don't like to be manhandled

He went east but he lost control and crashed - Night at the Museum

He went east but he lost control and crashed

Morning dum dum - Night at the Museum

Morning dum dum

Got it So what can I tell you about the museum - Night at the Museum

Got it So what can I tell you about the museum

If it can be dreamed it can be done - Night at the Museum

If it can be dreamed it can be done

I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye - Night at the Museum

I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye

Sleep tight hotshot Laughs - Night at the Museum

Sleep tight hotshot Laughs

Ooh That's problematic - Night at the Museum

Ooh That's problematic

End of the line cool breeze - Night at the Museum

End of the line cool breeze

Do you want the job or not snack shack - Night at the Museum

Do you want the job or not snack shack

Listen Octavus You gotta stop that - Night at the Museum

Listen Octavus You gotta stop that

You wanna dance hot dog Do you wanna dance - Night at the Museum

You wanna dance hot dog Do you wanna dance

Keep a lid on it butterscotch - Night at the Museum

Keep a lid on it butterscotch

Now listen lunch box don't try anything funny - Night at the Museum

Now listen lunch box don't try anything funny

Oh hey Dexter I'm just locking up You want in - Night at the Museum

Oh hey Dexter I'm just locking up You want in

All right Let's do this people - Night at the Museum

All right Let's do this people

If you don't do what I say you're gonna end up like your buddies in the Mayan world - Night at the Museum

If you don't do what I say you're gonna end up like your...

Hey hey moose It's not gonna happen buddy - Night at the Museum

Hey hey moose It's not gonna happen buddy

Sweet dreams cupcake - Night at the Museum

Sweet dreams cupcake

All Cheering Fire up the iron horse boys - Night at the Museum

All Cheering Fire up the iron horse boys

Yes sir Some men are born great - Night at the Museum

Yes sir Some men are born great

He looks like a weirdy - Night at the Museum

He looks like a weirdy

My dum dum want to speak Thank you - Night at the Museum

My dum dum want to speak Thank you

Instructions You start with one two three - Night at the Museum

Instructions You start with one two three

Civil War dudes - Night at the Museum

Civil War dudes

I'm made of wax Larry What are you made of - Night at the Museum

I'm made of wax Larry What are you made of

Hey Hey - Night at the Museum

Um my name's Larry first of all okay Jed - Night at the Museum

Um my name's Larry first of all okay Jed

Dum dum Yes - Night at the Museum

It's Manifest Destiny - Night at the Museum

It's Manifest Destiny

I'm trusting you guys - Night at the Museum

I'm trusting you guys

I'm not a giant - Night at the Museum

I'm not a giant

I'm made of wax - Night at the Museum

I'm made of wax

I'm just locking up - Night at the Museum

I'm just locking up

I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye - Night at the Museum

I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye

If it can be dreamed - Night at the Museum

If it can be dreamed

I felt a connection when I entered this office - Night at the Museum

I felt a connection when I entered this office

I don't like to be manhandled - Night at the Museum

I don't like to be manhandled

You're an old man - Night at the Museum

You're an old man

You start with 1 - Night at the Museum

You start with 1

I ain't working with Toga Boy - Night at the Museum

I ain't working with Toga Boy

I ain't quittin' you - Night at the Museum

I ain't quittin' you

How's it going with that virtual reality driving range you wanted to open - Night at the Museum

How's it going with that virtual reality driving range you...

He was our fourth president - Night at the Museum

He was our fourth president

He looks like a weirdy - Night at the Museum

He looks like a weirdy

Don't let anything in or out - Night at the Museum

Don't let anything in or out

Do you want the job or not - Night at the Museum

Do you want the job or not

Control your young - Night at the Museum

Control your young

Civil war dudes - Night at the Museum

Civil war dudes

But he lost control and crashed - Night at the Museum

But he lost control and crashed

And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum - Night at the Museum

And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole...

You gotta stop that - Night at the Museum

You gotta stop that

You give me gum gum - Night at the Museum

You give me gum gum

You bring me gum gum - Night at the Museum

You bring me gum gum

Why are you slapping a monkey - Night at the Museum

Why are you slapping a monkey

What's going on here - Night at the Museum

What's going on here

What can I tell you about the museum - Night at the Museum

What can I tell you about the museum

Weird faceless puppet creatures - Night at the Museum

Weird faceless puppet creatures

Gotta keep it moving - Night at the Museum

Gotta keep it moving

We expand or die - Night at the Museum

We expand or die

This is not worth 11 - Night at the Museum

This is not worth 11

This ain't your fight - Night at the Museum

This ain't your fight

These are money carriers - Night at the Museum

These are money carriers

End of the line - Night at the Museum

End of the line

That's because she's a statue - Night at the Museum

That's because she's a statue

That's problematic - Night at the Museum

That's problematic

Some men are born great - Night at the Museum

Some men are born great

Or the hard way - Night at the Museum

Or the hard way

Now who they gon' get to clean up all that doo doo - Night at the Museum

Now who they gon' get to clean up all that doo doo

Not gonna happen - Night at the Museum

Not gonna happen

No hard feelings - Night at the Museum

No hard feelings

My name's Larry - Night at the Museum

My name's Larry

My dum dum want to speak - Night at the Museum

My dum dum want to speak

Let's all laugh at me - Night at the Museum

Let's all laugh at me

Keep a lid on it - Night at the Museum

Keep a lid on it

Just living the Dream - Night at the Museum

Just living the Dream

Cast

Larry Daley - Ben Stiller

Rebecca - Carla Gugino

Cecil - Dick Van Dyke

Gus - Mickey Rooney

Reginald - Bill Cobbs

Nick Daley - Jake Cherry

Dr. McPhee - Ricky Gervais

Teddy Roosevelt - Robin Williams

Erica Daley - Kim Raver

Attila the Hun - Patrick Gallagher

Ahkmenrah - Rami Malek

Christopher Columbus - Pierfrancesco Favino

Taxi Driver - Charlie Murphy

Octavius - Steve Coogan

Sacajawea - Mizuo Peck

Neanderthal #1 (as Kerry Van Der Griend) - Kerry van der Griend

Neanderthal #2 - Dan Rizzuto

Neanderthal #3 - Matthew Harrison

Neanderthal #4 - Jody Racicot

Don - Paul Rudd

Debbie - Anne Meara

Merriweather Lewis - Martin Christopher

William Clark - Martin Sims

Hun #1 - Randy Lee

Hun #2 - Darryl Quon

Hun #3 - Gerald Wong

Hun #4 (as Paul Chih-Ping Cheng) - Paul Cheng

Teacher - Mike - Teagle F. Bougere

TV News Anchor - Pat Kiernan

Friend #1 - Nico McEown

Friend #2 - Meshach Peters

Politician - Matthew Walker

Irish Worker - Jason McKinnon

Chinese Rail Worker (as Jonathan Lee) - Jono Lee

Viking - Jason Vaisvila

Viking - Cade Wagar

Chinese Terra Cota Soldier - Cory Martin

Easter Island Head - Brad Garrett

Dexter - Crystal the Monkey

Caveman - Aaron Atkins

Irish Worker #1 - Ian Duffy

Tribeswoman - Elizabeth Haruna

Museum Tourist - Louis Raphael Jones

Pretty Tourist Girl - Che Landon

Moose - Phil Proctor

Viking Warrior - Gary Sievers

Jedediah - Owen Wilson