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"Night at the Museum" quotes

Night at the Museum poster
A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc.

Director: Shawn Levy
Writer: Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon, Milan Trenc
Production: N/A
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $250,863,268
Released: 22 Dec 2006
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

113 Clips

Bully Laughs - Night at the Museum 00:05
Bully Laughs
Hey Ready to carve it up Cool - Night at the Museum 00:05
Hey Ready to carve it up Cool
I'm Rebecca Hutman I'm a docent here Hi - Night at the Museum 00:06
I'm Rebecca Hutman I'm a docent here Hi
You would not believe how stuffy it is in there - Night at the Museum 00:06
You would not believe how stuffy it is in there
Now who they gonna get to clean up all that doo doo - Night at the Museum 00:05
Now who they gonna get to clean up all that doo doo
Moving on - Night at the Museum 00:04
Moving on
Let's ride - Night at the Museum 00:04
Let's ride
Unleash hell D'oh - Night at the Museum 00:06
Unleash hell D'oh
I'm not a giant guys All right You guys are really little - Night at the Museum 00:12
I'm not a giant guys All right You guys are really little
Gotta keep it moving Larry I'm pretty spry for an old man - Night at the Museum 00:06
Gotta keep it moving Larry I'm pretty spry for an old man
Stop babbling boy Yes or no - Night at the Museum 00:05
Stop babbling boy Yes or no
Play fetch - Night at the Museum 00:04
Play fetch
We expand or we die - Night at the Museum 00:05
We expand or we die
Yeah Just livin' the dream baby - Night at the Museum 00:05
Yeah Just livin' the dream baby
Control your young please Can we Oh - Night at the Museum 00:06
Control your young please Can we Oh
Teddy Oh man Larry relax I'm wax - Night at the Museum 00:05
Teddy Oh man Larry relax I'm wax
I guess it's gonna be the hard way - Night at the Museum 00:05
I guess it's gonna be the hard way
Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving range that you wanted to open - Night at the Museum 00:13
Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving range...
Uh Debbie Can I call you Debbie - Night at the Museum 00:14
Uh Debbie Can I call you Debbie
But a little birdie - Night at the Museum 00:15
But a little birdie
Chilly chilly Chilly Willy the Penguin - Night at the Museum 00:06
Chilly chilly Chilly Willy the Penguin
Whoa Octavius hold on This ain't your fight This here giant's on our land - Night at the Museum 00:07
Whoa Octavius hold on This ain't your fight This here...
Yes definitely He was our fourth president right - Night at the Museum 00:08
Yes definitely He was our fourth president right
Hey guys - Night at the Museum 00:07
Hey guys
Yeah 'cause just she does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive - Night at the Museum 00:10
Yeah 'cause just she does seem a little bit sort of...
Gus you're an old man I don't want to hurt Ooh Ow - Night at the Museum 00:05
Gus you're an old man I don't want to hurt Ooh Ow
Save yourself - Night at the Museum 00:07
Save yourself
This is not worth 11 50 an hour - Night at the Museum 00:04
This is not worth 11 50 an hour
And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum the capuchin monkey - Night at the Museum 00:17
And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole...
Whoa whoa whoa No No sir I ain't workin' with toga boy - Night at the Museum 00:13
Whoa whoa whoa No No sir I ain't workin' with toga boy
And the most important thing of all to remember Don't let anything in or out - Night at the Museum 00:07
And the most important thing of all to remember Don't let...
Fool me once shame on you - Night at the Museum 00:06
Fool me once shame on you
You rock I am a big fan - Night at the Museum 00:04
You rock I am a big fan
These are money carriers They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word - Night at the Museum 00:11
These are money carriers They were trained not to stop for...
Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard - Night at the Museum 00:31
Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard
What's it look like we're doin' It's manifest destiny - Night at the Museum 00:06
What's it look like we're doin' It's manifest destiny
Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey - Night at the Museum 00:05
Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey
I told you I don't like to be manhandled - Night at the Museum 00:15
I told you I don't like to be manhandled
He went east but he lost control and crashed - Night at the Museum 00:10
He went east but he lost control and crashed
Morning dum dum - Night at the Museum 00:14
Morning dum dum
Got it So what can I tell you about the museum - Night at the Museum 00:08
Got it So what can I tell you about the museum
If it can be dreamed it can be done - Night at the Museum 00:07
If it can be dreamed it can be done
I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye - Night at the Museum 00:18
I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye
Sleep tight hotshot Laughs - Night at the Museum 00:05
Sleep tight hotshot Laughs
Ooh That's problematic - Night at the Museum 00:04
Ooh That's problematic
End of the line cool breeze - Night at the Museum 00:07
End of the line cool breeze
Do you want the job or not snack shack - Night at the Museum 00:05
Do you want the job or not snack shack
Listen Octavus You gotta stop that - Night at the Museum 00:07
Listen Octavus You gotta stop that
You wanna dance hot dog Do you wanna dance - Night at the Museum 00:04
You wanna dance hot dog Do you wanna dance
Keep a lid on it butterscotch - Night at the Museum 00:04
Keep a lid on it butterscotch
Now listen lunch box don't try anything funny - Night at the Museum 00:05
Now listen lunch box don't try anything funny
Oh hey Dexter I'm just locking up You want in - Night at the Museum 00:34
Oh hey Dexter I'm just locking up You want in
All right Let's do this people - Night at the Museum 00:12
All right Let's do this people
If you don't do what I say you're gonna end up like your buddies in the Mayan world - Night at the Museum 00:14
If you don't do what I say you're gonna end up like your...
Hey hey moose It's not gonna happen buddy - Night at the Museum 00:10
Hey hey moose It's not gonna happen buddy
Sweet dreams cupcake - Night at the Museum 00:04
Sweet dreams cupcake
All Cheering Fire up the iron horse boys - Night at the Museum 00:36
All Cheering Fire up the iron horse boys
Yes sir Some men are born great - Night at the Museum 00:08
Yes sir Some men are born great
He looks like a weirdy - Night at the Museum 00:04
He looks like a weirdy
My dum dum want to speak Thank you - Night at the Museum 00:05
My dum dum want to speak Thank you
Instructions You start with one two three - Night at the Museum 00:13
Instructions You start with one two three
Civil War dudes - Night at the Museum 00:25
Civil War dudes
I'm made of wax Larry What are you made of - Night at the Museum 00:06
I'm made of wax Larry What are you made of
Hey Hey - Night at the Museum 00:36
Hey Hey
Um my name's Larry first of all okay Jed - Night at the Museum 00:22
Um my name's Larry first of all okay Jed
Dum dum Yes - Night at the Museum 00:32
Dum dum Yes
It's Manifest Destiny - Night at the Museum 00:11
It's Manifest Destiny
I'm trusting you guys - Night at the Museum 00:35
I'm trusting you guys
I'm not a giant - Night at the Museum 00:29
I'm not a giant
I'm made of wax - Night at the Museum 00:14
I'm made of wax
I'm just locking up - Night at the Museum 01:33
I'm just locking up
I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye - Night at the Museum 00:36
I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye
If it can be dreamed - Night at the Museum 00:31
If it can be dreamed
I felt a connection when I entered this office - Night at the Museum 00:34
I felt a connection when I entered this office
I don't like to be manhandled - Night at the Museum 00:37
I don't like to be manhandled
You're an old man - Night at the Museum 00:16
You're an old man
You start with 1 - Night at the Museum 00:21
You start with 1
I ain't working with Toga Boy - Night at the Museum 00:27
I ain't working with Toga Boy
I ain't quittin' you - Night at the Museum 00:11
I ain't quittin' you
How's it going with that virtual reality driving range you wanted to open - Night at the Museum 00:44
How's it going with that virtual reality driving range you...
He was our fourth president - Night at the Museum 00:13
He was our fourth president
He looks like a weirdy - Night at the Museum 00:12
He looks like a weirdy
Don't let anything in or out - Night at the Museum 00:13
Don't let anything in or out
Do you want the job or not - Night at the Museum 00:12
Do you want the job or not
Control your young - Night at the Museum 00:11
Control your young
Civil war dudes - Night at the Museum 00:34
Civil war dudes
But he lost control and crashed - Night at the Museum 00:18
But he lost control and crashed
And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum - Night at the Museum 00:38
And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole...
You gotta stop that - Night at the Museum 00:14
You gotta stop that
You give me gum gum - Night at the Museum 00:46
You give me gum gum
You bring me gum gum - Night at the Museum 00:16
You bring me gum gum
Why are you slapping a monkey - Night at the Museum 00:13
Why are you slapping a monkey
What's going on here - Night at the Museum 00:50
What's going on here
What can I tell you about the museum - Night at the Museum 00:20
What can I tell you about the museum
Weird faceless puppet creatures - Night at the Museum 00:13
Weird faceless puppet creatures
Gotta keep it moving - Night at the Museum 00:17
Gotta keep it moving
We expand or die - Night at the Museum 00:10
We expand or die
This is not worth  11 - Night at the Museum 00:11
This is not worth 11
This ain't your fight - Night at the Museum 00:17
This ain't your fight
These are money carriers - Night at the Museum 00:28
These are money carriers
End of the line - Night at the Museum 00:13
End of the line
That's because she's a statue - Night at the Museum 00:19
That's because she's a statue
That's problematic - Night at the Museum 00:11
That's problematic
Some men are born great - Night at the Museum 00:20
Some men are born great
Or the hard way - Night at the Museum 00:26
Or the hard way
Now who they gon' get to clean up all that doo doo - Night at the Museum 00:17
Now who they gon' get to clean up all that doo doo
Not gonna happen - Night at the Museum 00:39
Not gonna happen
No hard feelings - Night at the Museum 00:18
No hard feelings
My name's Larry - Night at the Museum 00:54
My name's Larry
My dum dum want to speak - Night at the Museum 00:16
My dum dum want to speak
Let's all laugh at me - Night at the Museum 01:09
Let's all laugh at me
Keep a lid on it - Night at the Museum 00:10
Keep a lid on it
Just living the Dream - Night at the Museum 00:11
Just living the Dream

Cast

Larry Daley - Ben Stiller
Rebecca - Carla Gugino
Reginald - Bill Cobbs
Nick Daley - Jake Cherry
Dr. McPhee - Ricky Gervais
Teddy Roosevelt - Robin Williams
Erica Daley - Kim Raver
Attila the Hun - Patrick Gallagher
Ahkmenrah - Rami Malek
Christopher Columbus - Pierfrancesco Favino
Taxi Driver - Charlie Murphy
Octavius - Steve Coogan
Sacajawea - Mizuo Peck
Neanderthal #1 (as Kerry Van Der Griend) - Kerry van der Griend
Neanderthal #2 - Dan Rizzuto
Neanderthal #3 - Matthew Harrison
Neanderthal #4 - Jody Racicot
Don - Paul Rudd
Debbie - Anne Meara
Merriweather Lewis - Martin Christopher
William Clark - Martin Sims
Hun #1 - Randy Lee
Hun #2 - Darryl Quon
Hun #3 - Gerald Wong
Hun #4 (as Paul Chih-Ping Cheng) - Paul Cheng
Teacher - Mike - Teagle F. Bougere
TV News Anchor - Pat Kiernan
Friend #1 - Nico McEown
Friend #2 - Meshach Peters
Politician - Matthew Walker
Irish Worker - Jason McKinnon
Chinese Rail Worker (as Jonathan Lee) - Jono Lee
Viking - Cade Wagar
Chinese Terra Cota Soldier - Cory Martin
Easter Island Head - Brad Garrett
Caveman - Aaron Atkins
Irish Worker #1 - Ian Duffy
Tribeswoman - Elizabeth Haruna
Museum Tourist - Louis Raphael Jones
Pretty Tourist Girl - Che Landon
Moose - Phil Proctor
Viking Warrior - Gary Sievers
Jedediah - Owen Wilson