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"Night at the Museum" quotes

Night at the Museum poster
A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc.

Director: Shawn Levy
Writer: Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon, Milan Trenc
Production: N/A
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $250,863,268
Released: 22 Dec 2006
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations
Dum dum Yes - Night at the Museum 00:32 Dum dum Yes Um my name's Larry first of all okay Jed - Night at the Museum 00:22 Um my name's Larry first of all okay Jed Hey Hey - Night at the Museum 00:36 Hey Hey I'm made of wax Larry What are you made of - Night at the Museum 00:06 I'm made of wax Larry What are you made of Civil War dudes - Night at the Museum 00:25 Civil War dudes Instructions You start with one two three - Night at the Museum 00:13 Instructions You start with one two three My dum dum want to speak Thank you - Night at the Museum 00:05 My dum dum want to speak Thank you He looks like a weirdy - Night at the Museum 00:04 He looks like a weirdy Yes sir Some men are born great - Night at the Museum 00:08 Yes sir Some men are born great All Cheering Fire up the iron horse boys - Night at the Museum 00:36 All Cheering Fire up the iron horse boys Hey hey moose It's not gonna happen buddy - Night at the Museum 00:10 Hey hey moose It's not gonna happen buddy If you don't do what I say you're gonna end up like your buddies in the Mayan world - Night at the Museum 00:14 If you don't do what I say you're gonna end up... All right Let's do this people - Night at the Museum 00:12 All right Let's do this people Oh hey Dexter I'm just locking up You want in - Night at the Museum 00:34 Oh hey Dexter I'm just locking up You want in Keep a lid on it butterscotch - Night at the Museum 00:04 Keep a lid on it butterscotch Listen Octavus You gotta stop that - Night at the Museum 00:07 Listen Octavus You gotta stop that Do you want the job or not snack shack - Night at the Museum 00:05 Do you want the job or not snack shack End of the line cool breeze - Night at the Museum 00:07 End of the line cool breeze Ooh That's problematic - Night at the Museum 00:04 Ooh That's problematic I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye - Night at the Museum 00:18 I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye If it can be dreamed it can be done - Night at the Museum 00:07 If it can be dreamed it can be done Got it So what can I tell you about the museum - Night at the Museum 00:08 Got it So what can I tell you about the museum Morning dum dum - Night at the Museum 00:14 Morning dum dum He went east but he lost control and crashed - Night at the Museum 00:10 He went east but he lost control and crashed I told you I don't like to be manhandled - Night at the Museum 00:15 I told you I don't like to be manhandled Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey - Night at the Museum 00:05 Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey What's it look like we're doin' It's manifest destiny - Night at the Museum 00:06 What's it look like we're doin' It's... Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard - Night at the Museum 00:31 Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard These are money carriers They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word - Night at the Museum 00:11 These are money carriers They were trained not to stop for... And the most important thing of all to remember Don't let anything in or out - Night at the Museum 00:07 And the most important thing of all to remember Don't... Whoa whoa whoa No No sir I ain't workin' with toga boy - Night at the Museum 00:13 Whoa whoa whoa No No sir I ain't workin' with toga... And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum the capuchin monkey - Night at the Museum 00:17 And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole... This is not worth 11 50 an hour - Night at the Museum 00:04 This is not worth 11 50 an hour Save yourself - Night at the Museum 00:07 Save yourself Gus you're an old man I don't want to hurt Ooh Ow - Night at the Museum 00:05 Gus you're an old man I don't want to hurt Ooh Ow Yeah 'cause just she does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive - Night at the Museum 00:10 Yeah 'cause just she does seem a little bit sort of... Yes definitely He was our fourth president right - Night at the Museum 00:08 Yes definitely He was our fourth president right Whoa Octavius hold on This ain't your fight This here giant's on our land - Night at the Museum 00:07 Whoa Octavius hold on This ain't your fight This here... Uh Debbie Can I call you Debbie - Night at the Museum 00:14 Uh Debbie Can I call you Debbie Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving range that you wanted to open - Night at the Museum 00:13 Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving... I guess it's gonna be the hard way - Night at the Museum 00:05 I guess it's gonna be the hard way Control your young please Can we Oh - Night at the Museum 00:06 Control your young please Can we Oh Yeah Just livin' the dream baby - Night at the Museum 00:05 Yeah Just livin' the dream baby We expand or we die - Night at the Museum 00:05 We expand or we die Gotta keep it moving Larry I'm pretty spry for an old man - Night at the Museum 00:06 Gotta keep it moving Larry I'm pretty spry for an old... I'm not a giant guys All right You guys are really little - Night at the Museum 00:12 I'm not a giant guys All right You guys are really... Now who they gonna get to clean up all that doo doo - Night at the Museum 00:05 Now who they gonna get to clean up all that doo doo Sweet dreams cupcake - Night at the Museum 00:04 Sweet dreams cupcake Now listen lunch box don't try anything funny - Night at the Museum 00:05 Now listen lunch box don't try anything funny You wanna dance hot dog Do you wanna dance - Night at the Museum 00:05 You wanna dance hot dog Do you wanna dance Sleep tight hotshot Laughs - Night at the Museum 00:04 Sleep tight hotshot Laughs You rock I am a big fan - Night at the Museum 00:04 You rock I am a big fan Fool me once shame on you - Night at the Museum 00:06 Fool me once shame on you Hey guys - Night at the Museum 00:06 Hey guys Chilly chilly Chilly Willy the Penguin - Night at the Museum 00:07 Chilly chilly Chilly Willy the Penguin But a little birdie - Night at the Museum 00:12 But a little birdie Teddy Oh man Larry relax I'm wax - Night at the Museum 00:04 Teddy Oh man Larry relax I'm wax Play fetch - Night at the Museum 00:04 Play fetch Stop babbling boy Yes or no - Night at the Museum 00:05 Stop babbling boy Yes or no Unleash hell D'oh - Night at the Museum 00:05 Unleash hell D'oh Let's ride - Night at the Museum 00:04 Let's ride Moving on - Night at the Museum 00:04 Moving on You would not believe how stuffy it is in there - Night at the Museum 00:05 You would not believe how stuffy it is in there I'm Rebecca Hutman I'm a docent here Hi - Night at the Museum 00:05 I'm Rebecca Hutman I'm a docent here Hi Hey Ready to carve it up Cool - Night at the Museum 00:05 Hey Ready to carve it up Cool Bully Laughs - Night at the Museum 00:04 Bully Laughs I can't help you - Night at the Museum I can't help you Some men are born great Lawrence - Night at the Museum Some men are born great Lawrence A little birdie told me that somebody likes - Night at the Museum 00:12 A little birdie told me that somebody likes All right Now let's do this people - Night at the Museum 00:14 All right Now let's do this people Civil War dudes - Night at the Museum 00:24 Civil War dudes Control your young please Can we - Night at the Museum 00:05 Control your young please Can we Dakota - Night at the Museum 00:04 Dakota Do you want the job or not snack shack - Night at the Museum 00:05 Do you want the job or not snack shack Dum dum Yes - Night at the Museum 00:32 Dum dum Yes End of the line cool breeze - Night at the Museum 00:07 End of the line cool breeze Fire up the iron horse boys - Night at the Museum 00:46 Fire up the iron horse boys Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice - Night at the Museum 00:06 Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey - Night at the Museum 00:05 Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey Got it So what can I tell you about the museum - Night at the Museum 00:08 Got it So what can I tell you about the museum Gus you're an old man I don't wanna hurt you - Night at the Museum 00:04 Gus you're an old man I don't wanna hurt you He looks like a weirdie - Night at the Museum 00:04 He looks like a weirdie He was our 4th president right - Night at the Museum 00:06 He was our 4th president right Hey guys - Night at the Museum 00:06 Hey guys Hey hey Moose It's not gonna happen buddy All right - Night at the Museum 00:11 Hey hey Moose It's not gonna happen buddy All right Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving range that you wanted to open - Night at the Museum 00:12 Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving... Debatable - Night at the Museum 00:27 Debatable I don't think so - Night at the Museum 00:28 I don't think so I told you I don't like to be manhandled - Night at the Museum 00:15 I told you I don't like to be manhandled I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye In your dadgum eye - Night at the Museum 00:17 I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye In your dadgum eye I'm made of wax Larry - Night at the Museum 00:06 I'm made of wax Larry Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard - Night at the Museum 00:31 Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard Listen Octavus You gotta stop that - Night at the Museum 00:07 Listen Octavus You gotta stop that Look I'm trusting you guys all right - Night at the Museum 00:16 Look I'm trusting you guys all right Morning dum dum - Night at the Museum 00:12 Morning dum dum My dum dum want to speak - Night at the Museum 00:06 My dum dum want to speak Nothing's impossible If it can be dreamed it can be done - Night at the Museum 00:08 Nothing's impossible If it can be dreamed it can be... Now listen lunch box Don't try anything funny - Night at the Museum 00:05 Now listen lunch box Don't try anything funny Octavius hold on This ain't your fight This here giant's on our land - Night at the Museum 00:07 Octavius hold on This ain't your fight This here... Save yourself - Night at the Museum 00:06 Save yourself Sleep tight hotshot - Night at the Museum 00:04 Sleep tight hotshot Some men are born great Others have greatness thrust upon them - Night at the Museum 00:07 Some men are born great Others have greatness thrust upon... Sweet dreams cupcake No - Night at the Museum 00:04 Sweet dreams cupcake No The instruction manual - Night at the Museum 00:15 The instruction manual This is not worth 1 1 50 an hour - Night at the Museum 00:04 This is not worth 1 1 50 an hour Up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum the capuchin monkey - Night at the Museum 00:17 Up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum... Whoa whoa whoa no No sir I ain't working with toga boy - Night at the Museum 00:13 Whoa whoa whoa no No sir I ain't working with toga boy Yeah because Just She does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive - Night at the Museum 00:09 Yeah because Just She does seem a little bit sort of... Yeah no problemo Gigantor - Night at the Museum 00:27 Yeah no problemo Gigantor You rock I am a big fan - Night at the Museum 00:04 You rock I am a big fan

Cast

Larry Daley - Ben Stiller
Rebecca - Carla Gugino
Reginald - Bill Cobbs