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You done I'm gonna shoot youin your dang eye in your dad gum eyeYeah keep shootingNothing's gonna happenNow you know my shameJedediah's impotent rageHis guns don't fire Take me away
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Night at the Museum

Now you know my shame. Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away

Jedadiah:I'm gonna shoot you In your dang eye. In your dadgum eye.Larry:Yeah. Keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen.Jedadiah:Now you know my shame. Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away

Full Transcript

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You done I'm gonna shoot you
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in your dang eye in your dad gum eye
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Yeah keep shooting
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Nothing's gonna happen
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Now you know my shame
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Jedediah's impotent rage
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His guns don't fire Take me away
Available in 8 languages
Duration
19 seconds
Views
1,674
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:22
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
1492 Pictures,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Fox,Ingenious Media,Sun Canada Productions

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Movie Summary

A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc.

Actors

Steve Coogan
Octavius
Steve Coogan
Bigger they are, the harder they fall. - Night at the Museum 00:09
Bigger they are, the harder they fall.
This is not worth 11 50 an hour - Night at the Museum 00:04
This is not worth 11 50 an hour
Hello! Larry? Larry? - Night at the Museum 00:09
Hello! Larry? Larry?
-Oh! -Oh, don't do that. - Night at the Museum 00:37
-Oh! -Oh, don't do that.
Keep a lid on it butterscotch - Night at the Museum 00:04
Keep a lid on it butterscotch
Dad. Hey. Hey, buddy. What are you guys doing here? Oh, Erica had to be in court early this morning, - Night at the Museum 00:37
Dad. Hey. Hey, buddy. What are you guys doing here? Oh,...
Hey, Larry. - Night at the Museum 00:12
Hey, Larry.
What's up? - Night at the Museum 00:15
What's up?
Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guardNo is the answerSarcasm back at you with your your humor boxI wasn't laughingPretending to laugh if that's what you wantsome sort of battle of humorDo youNoI don't want a No I don't want a battle of humorNo you - Night at the Museum 00:31
Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guardNo is the...
Hey, Cecil. - Night at the Museum 00:52
Hey, Cecil.
And up ahead is one of my favorite creaturesin the whole museum the Capuchin monkeyA highly intelligent primateknown for its loving and generous natureExcuse me - Night at the Museum 00:16
And up ahead is one of my favorite creaturesin the whole...
Excuse me? - Night at the Museum 00:17
Excuse me?
She does seem a little bit sort of unresponsiveThat's because she's a statue - Night at the Museum 00:08
She does seem a little bit sort of unresponsiveThat's...
So what can I tell you about the museumOK Attila the HunWhat is that guy's problem - Night at the Museum 00:07
So what can I tell you about the museumOK Attila the HunWhat...
Larry? Just wanted to say good luck, son. And good-bye. We're clocking out for the last time. If you - Night at the Museum 00:31
Larry? Just wanted to say good luck, son. And good-bye....
Hey, guys. - Night at the Museum 00:23
Hey, guys.
Morning Dumb DumbMe no Dumb Dumb you Dumb DumbYou bring me gum gumYes I did fatheadLots and lots of gum gumMmm - Night at the Museum 00:12
Morning Dumb DumbMe no Dumb Dumb you Dumb DumbYou bring me...
We expand or we die - Night at the Museum 00:04
We expand or we die
It's manifest destiny - Night at the Museum 00:04
It's manifest destiny
Listen Octa vus you got to stop thatIt's Octavius Mary - Night at the Museum 00:07
Listen Octa vus you got to stop thatIt's Octavius Mary