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Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guardNo is the answerSarcasm back at you with your your humor boxI wasn't laughingPretending to laugh if that's what you wantsome sort of battle of humorDo

Night at the Museum

No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn!

Night at the Museum • 2006

Mr. McPhee: Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No is the answer. Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?Larry:No, I don't want to get into a battle of humor.Mr. McPhee:No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn!

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Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard

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No is the answer

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Sarcasm back at you with your your humor box

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I wasn't laughing

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Pretending to laugh if that's what you want

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some sort of battle of humor

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Do you

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No

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I don't want a No I don't want a battle of humor

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No you don't

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Because it'd be a bloodbath

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Nothing funny about Little Big Horn

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تريد ان تضحكني ايها الحارس الليلي

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لا الجواب الجواب هو الاهمال

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ما فعلته لم يكن مضحكا

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انا يمكن ان ازعم انني اضحك ان كنت تريد

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هل تريد ذلك

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لا

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لا اريد معركه هزليه

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انت لا تريد لانه سيكون هناك حمام من الدم

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انت لا تعرف شيئا عن معركة القرن الكبير

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Rigolons tous Le comique gardien de nuit

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Non Voilà la réponse Vos sarcasmes vous les gardez

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avec votre humour bas de gamme Je ne riais pas

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Je faisais semblant C'est ce que vous voulez

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Une bataille d'humour C'est ça

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Non pas une bataille d'humour

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Ça finirait en bain de sang

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Ça n'a rien de comique Little Big Horn massacre des sioux

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Lacht alle über mich ich bin der komische Nachtwächter

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Nein ich glaube kaum

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Sarkasmus bitte kann ich auch Genau wie Sie Sie Spaßvogel

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Ich habe nicht gelacht Ich habe nur so getan

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Wenn Sie so nennen wollen eine Art Humorwettkampf

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Wollen Sie das

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Nein

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Ich will keinen Nein ich will keinen Humorwettkampf

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Nein das wollen Sie nicht denn es würde ein Blutbad werden

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Keine Witze über Little Big Horn

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Ayo ketawa untukku Penjaga malam gemar melawak

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jawabannya Tidak

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Aku membalas komedimu dengan Sarkasme

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Aku tidak tertawa Aku mau pura pura ketawa

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Kalau Kau ingin lomba melawak

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Kau mau ikut

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Tidak

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Aku tak mau lomba melawak

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Sebaiknya tidak karena pasti terjadi pertumpahan darah

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Tak ada yang lucu tentang Little Bighorn

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メルシーマドモアゼル貴女のＢＦがおとなしくついて来ないなら

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ＢＦじゃないよ

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ボーイフレンドとかじゃないよええ違う

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友人だええ知り合い程度友人

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君らどの段階だ大学の友人とかで他の友人とかに友人以上のキモチを持ってるって言ってしまうと

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今の状況を壊してしまうんじゃないかと危惧するけどお互い実は気になってるって感じの友人か

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Смейтесь громче я ночной сторож и клоун

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Нет не дождетесь

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Сарказм вот ответ на ваш фонтан юмора

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А вовсе не смех Вас ждет крах

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если вам нужен бой сражение юмористов

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Вам это нужно

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Нет

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Я не хочу Нет я не хочу никакого боя юмористов

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Нет конечно ведь это была бы кровавая баня

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Литтл Бигхорн это не смешно

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Vamos todos a reir con el comediante guardia nocturno

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No es la respuesta Ahora el sarcasmo es la respuesta

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Con todo ese humor No me dio gracia

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Fingi reir por si eso es lo que querias

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Una especie de batalla de humor Eso es lo que querias

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No

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No quiero una batalla de humor

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No lo quieres Porque seria un baño de sangre

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Nada gracioso sobre la batalla de BigHorn

Available in 8 languages

Duration

31 seconds

Views

761

Timestamp in Movie

00:44:26

Uploaded

Feb 12, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, family

Production

1492 Pictures,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Fox,Ingenious Media,Sun Canada Productions

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Movie Summary

A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc.

Actors

Larry Daley