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"Night at the Museum" quotes

Night at the Museum poster
A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc.

Director: Shawn Levy
Writer: Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon, Milan Trenc
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $250,863,268
Released: 22 Dec 2006
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

70 Clips

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Dum dum Yes - Night at the Museum 00:32 Dum dum Yes Um my name's Larry first of all okay Jed - Night at the Museum 00:22 Um my name's Larry first of all okay Jed Hey Hey - Night at the Museum 00:36 Hey Hey I'm made of wax Larry What are you made of - Night at the Museum 00:06 I'm made of wax Larry What are you made of Civil War dudes - Night at the Museum 00:25 Civil War dudes Instructions You start with one two three - Night at the Museum 00:13 Instructions You start with one two three All Cheering Fire up the iron horse boys - Night at the Museum 00:36 All Cheering Fire up the iron horse boys Hey hey moose It's not gonna happen buddy - Night at the Museum 00:10 Hey hey moose It's not gonna happen buddy If you don't do what I say you're gonna end up like your buddies in the Mayan world - Night at the Museum 00:14 If you don't do what I say you're gonna end up... All right Let's do this people - Night at the Museum 00:12 All right Let's do this people Oh hey Dexter I'm just locking up You want in - Night at the Museum 00:34 Oh hey Dexter I'm just locking up You want in Listen Octavus You gotta stop that - Night at the Museum 00:07 Listen Octavus You gotta stop that End of the line cool breeze - Night at the Museum 00:07 End of the line cool breeze I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye - Night at the Museum 00:18 I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye If it can be dreamed it can be done - Night at the Museum 00:07 If it can be dreamed it can be done Got it So what can I tell you about the museum - Night at the Museum 00:08 Got it So what can I tell you about the museum Morning dum dum - Night at the Museum 00:14 Morning dum dum He went east but he lost control and crashed - Night at the Museum 00:10 He went east but he lost control and crashed I told you I don't like to be manhandled - Night at the Museum 00:15 I told you I don't like to be manhandled Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey - Night at the Museum 00:05 Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard - Night at the Museum 00:31 Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard These are money carriers They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word - Night at the Museum 00:11 These are money carriers They were trained not to stop for... And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum the capuchin monkey - Night at the Museum 00:17 And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole... This is not worth 11 50 an hour - Night at the Museum 00:04 This is not worth 11 50 an hour Gus you're an old man I don't want to hurt Ooh Ow - Night at the Museum 00:05 Gus you're an old man I don't want to hurt Ooh Ow Yeah 'cause just she does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive - Night at the Museum 00:10 Yeah 'cause just she does seem a little bit sort of... Hey guys - Night at the Museum 00:06 Hey guys Yes definitely He was our fourth president right - Night at the Museum 00:08 Yes definitely He was our fourth president right But a little birdie - Night at the Museum 00:12 But a little birdie Uh Debbie Can I call you Debbie - Night at the Museum 00:14 Uh Debbie Can I call you Debbie Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving range that you wanted to open - Night at the Museum 00:13 Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving... Teddy Oh man Larry relax I'm wax - Night at the Museum 00:04 Teddy Oh man Larry relax I'm wax Play fetch - Night at the Museum 00:04 Play fetch Gotta keep it moving Larry I'm pretty spry for an old man - Night at the Museum 00:06 Gotta keep it moving Larry I'm pretty spry for an old... I'm not a giant guys All right You guys are really little - Night at the Museum 00:12 I'm not a giant guys All right You guys are really... You would not believe how stuffy it is in there - Night at the Museum 00:05 You would not believe how stuffy it is in there I'm Rebecca Hutman I'm a docent here Hi - Night at the Museum 00:05 I'm Rebecca Hutman I'm a docent here Hi Hey Ready to carve it up Cool - Night at the Museum 00:05 Hey Ready to carve it up Cool Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving range that you wanted to open - Night at the Museum 00:12 Hey how's it going with that virtual reality driving... Debatable - Night at the Museum 00:27 Debatable I can't help you - Night at the Museum I can't help you A little birdie told me that somebody likes - Night at the Museum 00:12 A little birdie told me that somebody likes He was our 4th president right - Night at the Museum 00:06 He was our 4th president right Hey guys - Night at the Museum 00:06 Hey guys Yeah because Just She does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive - Night at the Museum 00:09 Yeah because Just She does seem a little bit sort of... Gus you're an old man I don't wanna hurt you - Night at the Museum 00:04 Gus you're an old man I don't wanna hurt you This is not worth 1 1 50 an hour - Night at the Museum 00:04 This is not worth 1 1 50 an hour Up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum the capuchin monkey - Night at the Museum 00:17 Up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum... Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey - Night at the Museum 00:05 Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey I told you I don't like to be manhandled - Night at the Museum 00:15 I told you I don't like to be manhandled Dakota - Night at the Museum 00:04 Dakota Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard - Night at the Museum 00:31 Let's all laugh at me the comedy night guard Morning dum dum - Night at the Museum 00:12 Morning dum dum Got it So what can I tell you about the museum - Night at the Museum 00:08 Got it So what can I tell you about the museum Nothing's impossible If it can be dreamed it can be done - Night at the Museum 00:08 Nothing's impossible If it can be dreamed it can be... I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye In your dadgum eye - Night at the Museum 00:17 I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye In your dadgum eye End of the line cool breeze - Night at the Museum 00:07 End of the line cool breeze Listen Octavus You gotta stop that - Night at the Museum 00:07 Listen Octavus You gotta stop that I don't think so - Night at the Museum 00:28 I don't think so All right Now let's do this people - Night at the Museum 00:14 All right Now let's do this people Look I'm trusting you guys all right - Night at the Museum 00:16 Look I'm trusting you guys all right Hey hey Moose It's not gonna happen buddy All right - Night at the Museum 00:11 Hey hey Moose It's not gonna happen buddy All right Fire up the iron horse boys - Night at the Museum 00:46 Fire up the iron horse boys My dum dum want to speak - Night at the Museum 00:06 My dum dum want to speak The instruction manual - Night at the Museum 00:15 The instruction manual Civil War dudes - Night at the Museum 00:24 Civil War dudes I'm made of wax Larry - Night at the Museum 00:06 I'm made of wax Larry Yeah no problemo Gigantor - Night at the Museum 00:27 Yeah no problemo Gigantor Dum dum Yes - Night at the Museum 00:32 Dum dum Yes

Cast

Larry Daley - Ben Stiller
Rebecca - Carla Gugino
Cecil - Dick Van Dyke
Gus - Mickey Rooney
Reginald - Bill Cobbs
All Cast