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"Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" quotes

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian poster
Security guard Larry Daley infiltrates the Smithsonian Institution in order to rescue Jedediah and Octavius, who have been shipped to the museum by mistake.

Director: Shawn Levy
Writer: Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: $177,243,721
Released: 22 May 2009
Awards: 2 wins & 9 nominations

69 video clips

Kah Mun RahTuskegee Airman #2Amelia EarhartAl CaponeIvan The TerribleGeneral George Armstrong CusterTuskegee Airman #1Larry DaleyAhkmenrahTeddy RooseveltGeorge Armstrong CusterAlbert EinsteinJedediahOctaviusEaster Island HeadNick DaleyBrundon The Security GuardSailor Joey MotorolaLarry Daley's AssistantNickyOscar The GrouchDocentAir And Space Mission Control Tech #1
What are you doing What is that What is this - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:26 What are you doing What is that What is this Well well Mr Daley I quite like the way you're holding me - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:27 Well well Mr Daley I quite like the way you're holding... Literally Are there any questions - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:41 Literally Are there any questions We're Americans We don't plan we do - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06 We're Americans We don't plan we do The Tuskegee Airmen are on the march once again - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:24 The Tuskegee Airmen are on the march once again Just remember son a house divided against itself cannot stand - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:08 Just remember son a house divided against itself cannot... Sorry Last time I checked I thought we lived in a free country so - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:15 Sorry Last time I checked I thought we lived in a free... Yeah no I heard that I got that Welcome back - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:50 Yeah no I heard that I got that Welcome back I know you've got moxie in you yet - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:10 I know you've got moxie in you yet My parents gave me this tablet some 3 000 years ago - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:30 My parents gave me this tablet some 3 000 years ago Remember the other night you were saying something - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:23 Remember the other night you were saying something You two make an adorable couple - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12 You two make an adorable couple Criminy we're jimmy jacked - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:17 Criminy we're jimmy jacked I'm a failure - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:27 I'm a failure You smack you kick You smack you kick - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:14 You smack you kick You smack you kick You don't seem very bad You just seem sort of vaguely grouchy to me - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:07 You don't seem very bad You just seem sort of vaguely... What are you - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:08 What are you Your brother didn't want to mess with it either - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06 Your brother didn't want to mess with it either Apparently it's a matter of life and death - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:16 Apparently it's a matter of life and death I want to get to the story of our relationship - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:15 I want to get to the story of our relationship Well lookee here - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:33 Well lookee here Hey you dum dums bring me gum gum - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:07 Hey you dum dums bring me gum gum I'm sorry Hi - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:19 I'm sorry Hi I'm afraid this night is their last - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09 I'm afraid this night is their last Do you know why I became a pilot - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:16 Do you know why I became a pilot I take it you have a plan - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06 I take it you have a plan Love theme from Titanic Good but not really appropriate - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06 Love theme from Titanic Good but not really appropriate So you're working tonight - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:15 So you're working tonight What's a flapjack - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:07 What's a flapjack Great but I do know the combination - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 01:03 Great but I do know the combination I didn't call you 'cause we needed your help - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:14 I didn't call you 'cause we needed your help I'm afraid that - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12 I'm afraid that Hey you know what you should check out is the the Hall of Miniatures - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:17 Hey you know what you should check out is the the Hall of... The Battle of the Smithsonian - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:14 The Battle of the Smithsonian I just feel as if I've been asleep for a long time and now suddenly - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:14 I just feel as if I've been asleep for a long time and... Well Larry Daley in case you weren't listening - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12 Well Larry Daley in case you weren't listening It's Brundon Excuse me - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06 It's Brundon Excuse me You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09 You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my... Do you wish to surrender honorably - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:35 Do you wish to surrender honorably You certainly know how to make an entrance Mr Daley - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 01:05 You certainly know how to make an entrance Mr Daley Why they're no bigger than a little grain of couscous Aren't you - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:17 Why they're no bigger than a little grain of couscous... The Tuskegee Airmen are living in the moment - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:13 The Tuskegee Airmen are living in the moment That fancy suit you've been parading around in these past couple years - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:27 That fancy suit you've been parading around in these... And you're just doing your job all right - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:07 And you're just doing your job all right And trust me not a friendly Never - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06 And trust me not a friendly Never What did they run out of U's on your nameplate maker - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09 What did they run out of U's on your nameplate maker I am Kahmunrah I am half god - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:14 I am Kahmunrah I am half god What What am I looking at Mardi Gras - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:16 What What am I looking at Mardi Gras I am an inventor yeah I invent stuff - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:10 I am an inventor yeah I invent stuff Were you guys like friends in college - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:43 Were you guys like friends in college But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:04 But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here Theodore Roosevelt at your service - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:11 Theodore Roosevelt at your service But whoever you are Archie Bunker - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:14 But whoever you are Archie Bunker You are crazier than a road lizard - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12 You are crazier than a road lizard And I wait all day for a little girl like you to come in - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09 And I wait all day for a little girl like you to come in Horus Ra my warriors come forth - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:47 Horus Ra my warriors come forth Shove your hands into your pockets - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09 Shove your hands into your pockets Wow four bars in 1945 - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:06 Wow four bars in 1945 Okay Then why are you staring at me - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:07 Okay Then why are you staring at me Do you know what that sound is - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:12 Do you know what that sound is And when does he want to meet - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:21 And when does he want to meet Great Gatsby - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:04 Great Gatsby My hair is currency in certain parts of Europe - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:15 My hair is currency in certain parts of Europe I can see that you're genuinely slightly bothered - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:08 I can see that you're genuinely slightly bothered The biggest museum in the world is coming alive - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:05 The biggest museum in the world is coming alive Come on But I'm bad I'm bad - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:26 Come on But I'm bad I'm bad Lar Huge news We got the Wal Mart meeting - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:26 Lar Huge news We got the Wal Mart meeting I want a go no go for launch - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:09 I want a go no go for launch Don't touch the hair - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:04 Don't touch the hair

Cast

Larry Daley - Ben Stiller
Amelia Earhart - Amy Adams
Jedediah - Owen Wilson
Kahmunrah - Hank Azaria
Teddy Roosevelt - Robin Williams
All Cast