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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.

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Nicholaus Goossen

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Den of Thieves

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81002876

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[crowd cheering] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[crowd cheering]

Girls, okay, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It should be a different day
than the first day you gave a blow job. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It should be a different day than the first day you gave a b...

I hope those were vastly different days
for you. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I hope those were vastly different days for you.

The day I found out about blow jobs,
it was a pivotal day of my life. It was... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

The day I found out about blow jobs, it was a pivotal day of...

I remember the date actually,
it was September 11th, 2001, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I remember the date actually, it was September 11th, 2001,

At first I go,
"Blow job? Blow? Do you blow on it?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

At first I go, "Blow job? Blow? Do you blow on it?"...

No, I didn't... I couldn't believe
you have to like suck it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

No, I didn't... I couldn't believe you have to lik...

You have to like French a dick.
I was like you... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You have to like French a dick. I was like you...

I thought I could, maybe like, mwah,
like peck it, but you got to French it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I thought I could, maybe like, mwah, like peck it, but you g...

[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[crowd laughing]

[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, stick whatever you want down there,
I can’t taste it, okay? - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, stick whatever you want down there, I can’t taste it, ...

So, I was like,
"Who cares about my vagina? - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

So, I was like, "Who cares about my vagina?

Like, I can't believe you would
put a dick there." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, I can't believe you would put a dick there."

And you like... You kind of go,
"Maybe I don't have to do it, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And you like... You kind of go, "Maybe I don't hav...

'Cause I knew homeplate was sex,
and if I ever wanted to have sex, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

'Cause I knew homeplate was sex, and if I ever wanted t...

You can't skip a base, if you want kids
you're going to have to suck some dicks - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You can't skip a base, if you want kids you're goi...

[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Sex made sense 'cause it makes kids. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Sex made sense 'cause it makes kids.

[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[Nikki giggles] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[Nikki giggles]

Not today, but it's going to happen. I..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Not today, but it's going to happen. I..."

I feel like, you know when you find out
about dying and you're like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I feel like, you know when you find out about dying and you&...

Like, those are kind of like
the touchstones of a woman's life. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, those are kind of like the touchstones of a woman'...

[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[crowd laughing]

And then more information
about blow jobs trickles in. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And then more information about blow jobs trickles in.

Like, okay, if you do a good job at it
you're rewarded at the end - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, okay, if you do a good job at it you're rewarded ...

Hold on, before the liquid
you will know it's about to come - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Hold on, before the liquid you will know it's about to ...

Yeah, that's a key part
of this whole thing. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Yeah, that's a key part of this whole thing.

[audience laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[audience laughing]

I'm here to...
If someone hasn't had sex before, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I'm here to... If someone hasn't had sex before,

You know the...
That's every man is on his way to that. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You know the... That's every man is on his way to that.

[Nikki gasps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[Nikki pants] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I don't know any liquids." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I don't know any liquids."

Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. "
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. " [crowd laug...

Pee has the consistency of like
a Gatorade, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade,

I know it's gross, but when you like...
These are facts and... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts...

When you spell it out like that,
aren't you, girls, aren't you just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

When you spell it out like that, aren't you, girls, are...

Like, we're so strong.
Like, we... can do anything. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, we're so strong. Like, we... can do anything.

I couldn't believe about that liquid.
I was just like, "That is awful. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I couldn't believe about that liquid. I was just like, ...

Where does it come from?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Where does it come from?"

It's so gross. The liquid's so gross, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It's so gross. The liquid's so gross,

[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[crowd laughing]

I just... It just kept getting worse. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I just... It just kept getting worse.

And that's where you find out
you get to exercise your right - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And that's where you find out you get to exercise your ...

[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales]

That's... And that's a right
Congress will never take from us, ladies. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

That's... And that's a right Congress will never t...

You have two choices,
you can spit or you can swallow. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You have two choices, you can spit or you can swallow.

I knew what I was gonna do.
I was registered as a spitter - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I knew what I was gonna do. I was registered as a spitter

I knew I was gonna spit,
because I knew about girls who spit - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I knew I was gonna spit, because I knew about girls who spit

It's the base of a slut's food pyramid.
It's just a sturdy base of come. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It's the base of a slut's food pyramid. It's ...

And so, I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And so, I was like,

So, when I give a blow job
I'm totally gonna spit." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

So, when I give a blow job I'm totally gonna spit."...

Let's get it down the hatch.
Take it like a shot. Like, this... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Let's get it down the hatch. Take it like a shot. Like,...

Is clearly the most efficient way
to dispose of this." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Is clearly the most efficient way to dispose of this."

If you spit, that means you have
to hold it in your mouth as you like - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

If you spit, that means you have to hold it in your mouth as...

What is... This is such a good movie,
I forget. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

What is... This is such a good movie, I forget.

[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[crowd laughing]

And don't get it twisted, guys,
a girl isn't... She's not swallowing - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And don't get it twisted, guys, a girl isn't... Sh...

I mean, sometimes.
[Nikki and crowd laugh] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I mean, sometimes. [Nikki and crowd laugh]

But, it's usually 'cause you're just like,
"This is the way to get it done." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

But, it's usually 'cause you're just like, &q...

Some girls love sucking dick.
They like love it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Some girls love sucking dick. They like love it.

I'm like,
"What are you getting out of it?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I'm like, "What are you getting out of it?"

And if you don't like it, if you're like,
"I hate blow jobs." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And if you don't like it, if you're like, "I ...

We like doing things we're good at, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

We like doing things we're good at,

If you're just like,
"It's such a bore, it's such a pain." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

If you're just like, "It's such a bore, it�...

All it would have taken
was one guy to just like - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

All it would have taken was one guy to just like

Someone to just like show me
that I had a little promise or something. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Someone to just like show me that I had a little promise or ...

We just want to be good.
And... It's early intervention is key. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

We just want to be good. And... It's early intervention...

Like, I feel like true blowjob queens,
girls that are like, "I love it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, I feel like true blowjob queens, girls that are like, ...

'Cause that's what it takes.
It takes one guy. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

'Cause that's what it takes. It takes one guy.

One youth minister to lay the foundation
for a girl. [crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

One youth minister to lay the foundation for a girl. [crowd ...

In your hair, but like the way that you
handled my balls is pretty cool. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

In your hair, but like the way that you handled my balls is ...

And that's why I tell guys, lie to us. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And that's why I tell guys, lie to us.

Tell us we're good and we'll blow you
all the time. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Tell us we're good and we'll blow you all the time...

Honestly, like, you hook up with a girl
and she blows you and it's not very good, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Honestly, like, you hook up with a girl and she blows you an...

And I know you're like,
"Why would I encourage a bad blow job?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And I know you're like, "Why would I encourage a b...

She's going to be like,
"This guy gets it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

She's going to be like, "This guy gets it."

[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

She's going to Malcolm Gladwell that shit, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

She's going to Malcolm Gladwell that shit,

[cheers from the audience] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[cheers from the audience]

But she'll get there.
I mean, I don't know. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

But she'll get there. I mean, I don't know.

You could be like,
"That was so good I couldn't come." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You could be like, "That was so good I couldn't co...

An innocuous compliment
from a guy you like means everything. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

An innocuous compliment from a guy you like means everything...

I don’t think you guys understand
what power you wield, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I don’t think you guys understand what power you wield,

I stand before you tonight, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I stand before you tonight,

It's just...
I just needed someone to believe in me, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It's just... I just needed someone to believe in me,

This is so funny, what you think is good." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

This is so funny, what you think is good."

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Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Nicholaus Goossen

Writer: Nikki Glaser

Production: Den of Thieves

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 Oct 2019

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81002876