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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.

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Nicholaus Goossen

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Den of Thieves

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81002876

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So, I like, I saw the people get them
and I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

So, I like, I saw the people get them and I was like,

I was diagnosed as an ugly child
at... the age of 11, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I was diagnosed as an ugly child at... the age of 11,

I really didn't, you know,
and then he turned that canvas around - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I really didn't, you know, and then he turned that canv...

A tiny bicycle." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

A tiny bicycle."

Listen, I kind of had an idea
that I wasn’t that cute, you know. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Listen, I kind of had an idea that I wasn’t that cute, you k...

Never went through an awkward phase,
she was just so stunning. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Never went through an awkward phase, she was just so stunnin...

She literally would stop traffic,
when I pushed her in front of it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

She literally would stop traffic, when I pushed her in front...

[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And I'm the second prettiest sister
and then there isn't another one, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And I'm the second prettiest sister and then there isn&...

People would stop my mom as a child - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

People would stop my mom as a child

You're going to be
a model train enthusiast, probably. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You're going to be a model train enthusiast, probably.

I think you should start collecting soon, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I think you should start collecting soon,

And you can get away
with a pretty obvious wink, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink,

But just don't single out one child
as cuter than the other, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

But just don't single out one child as cuter than the o...

I was okay with that at first.
I was just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I was okay with that at first. I was just like,

And at that time,
guys started to take interest - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And at that time, guys started to take interest

But the problem was, the second I thought
that maybe I wasn't so ugly up here, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn&...

I have a vagina that resembles
a hastily packed suitcase. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase.

[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[crowd laughing]

I know there are some bitches - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I know there are some bitches

I know you're out there.
I see you at the gym locker room. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker ro...

There's a lot of hermit crabs
looking for new shells. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells.

I really did, 'cause you watch porn
and you're like, "Where's my vagina?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're lik...

That's not...
None of these look like mine. I have a..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

That's not... None of these look like mine. I have a......

Do you want to make one with me?"
That would have been nice. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Do you want to make one with me?" That would have been ...

That feels great." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

That feels great."

If you do, there's a giant bush
in front of it, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

If you do, there's a giant bush in front of it,

And now, mine has to be like out,
you have to have like, here it is! - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And now, mine has to be like out, you have to have like, her...

No hair and everything's out,
and guys make fun of vaginas like ours. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

No hair and everything's out, and guys make fun of vagi...

Cold cut combo." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Cold cut combo."

You nailed it.
That's what it looks like and it's funny. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You nailed it. That's what it looks like and it's ...

Sometimes, as a vegan, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Sometimes, as a vegan,

But I'm just tired of caring. It's just... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

But I'm just tired of caring. It's just...

I feel like pretty good,
'cause I've done a lot of work up here - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I feel like pretty good, 'cause I've done a lot of...

[Nikki and crowd laugh] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[Nikki and crowd laugh]

I didn't start masturbating till I was 28,
'cause I quit Zoloft. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I didn't start masturbating till I was 28, 'cause ...

Yeah, I was on Zoloft
for like my whole adult life, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Yeah, I was on Zoloft for like my whole adult life,

Oh my God, I had my first real orgasm
off Zoloft and I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Oh my God, I had my first real orgasm off Zoloft and I was l...

Like, a 28-year-old woman
behaving like an 11-year-old boy, truly. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, a 28-year-old woman behaving like an 11-year-old boy, ...

You know you hear these stories
from guys that are like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You know you hear these stories from guys that are like,

It was my period but it counts,
and I still count it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It was my period but it counts, and I still count it.

I did it on a plane once
and got caught, and... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I did it on a plane once and got caught, and...

She saw me and I was just like,
"I thought you could in first class." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

She saw me and I was just like, "I thought you could in...

[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Masturbating now, I just am too exhausted
by all of it, you know? - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Masturbating now, I just am too exhausted by all of it, you ...

I've heard about this thing for a while."
So, I go to PetSmart and I get that thing, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I've heard about this thing for a while." So, I go...

I was just like,
"This thing bit my clit off!" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I was just like, "This thing bit my clit off!"

And now, when I go to masturbate,
I just look at all my toys - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And now, when I go to masturbate, I just look at all my toys

I don't want you thinking
I'm having a bucket of dildos. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I don't want you thinking I'm having a bucket of d...

It's literally a ripped
Victoria's Secret bag, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It's literally a ripped Victoria's Secret bag,

And every time I go to masturbate
I have to like look at all of them, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And every time I go to masturbate I have to like look at all...

I'm just like,
"Oh, Woody, you used to be my favorite. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I'm just like, "Oh, Woody, you used to be my favor...

I'll sit on you." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I'll sit on you."

I always feel like a one-man band.
Eventually, I'm just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I always feel like a one-man band. Eventually, I'm just...

[imitates instrument] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[imitates instrument]

There should be a monkey on my shoulder
with a tambourine like collecting coins - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

There should be a monkey on my shoulder with a tambourine li...

Ironically enough, Dick Van Dyke - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Ironically enough, Dick Van Dyke

So, I need all those elements
to really get me there. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

So, I need all those elements to really get me there.

I’ll sell it to you, ladies,
if you’re not into it, you’re about to be. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I’ll sell it to you, ladies, if you’re not into it, you’re a...

No, I'm just kidding it’s fine,
just leave it. What are you doing?” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

No, I'm just kidding it’s fine, just leave it. What are...

You make it look like a struggle, like,
“Oh no! Oh!” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You make it look like a struggle, like, “Oh no! Oh!”

And you go, “Oh no!
I can’t see you, how am I going to come?” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And you go, “Oh no! I can’t see you, how am I going to come?...

[crowd laughs and claps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

[crowd laughs and claps]

But bondage porn,
it's always like in a cellar - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

But bondage porn, it's always like in a cellar

I don't understand why there always
has to be a guy with a welder's mask - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I don't understand why there always has to be a guy wit...

And I'm just like, "Be nice!"
Like, she's invited all these dudes over. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And I'm just like, "Be nice!" Like, she'...

You guys... One of you showed up late,
there's nowhere for your dick to go now. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You guys... One of you showed up late, there's nowhere ...

And so... I hate that guy.
He's always just like, "Where do I go?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And so... I hate that guy. He's always just like, "...

We're all going to be very dehydrated
after this." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

We're all going to be very dehydrated after this."

Then Tony's just like
hitting his dick on her shoulder, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Then Tony's just like hitting his dick on her shoulder,

And it's just like, "Look inside yourself,
Tony. Why were you late?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And it's just like, "Look inside yourself, Tony. W...

You don't need to use
every single part of her... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You don't need to use every single part of her...

Gangbangs, like, I love gangbangs, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Gangbangs, like, I love gangbangs,

Like, why not just a nice...
Be nice to her. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, why not just a nice... Be nice to her.

A respectful gangbang,
that would just be a girl tied up, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

A respectful gangbang, that would just be a girl tied up,

You know what's frustrating
about masturbating when you're a woman, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You know what's frustrating about masturbating when you...

Like, you can do clit stuff or whatever,
but truly, having been penetrated, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, you can do clit stuff or whatever, but truly, having b...

And it is hard to come from that
if you're like doing a CrossFit sequence, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And it is hard to come from that if you're like doing a...

And I'm just like, "This is too hard." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And I'm just like, "This is too hard."

You’re just like,
“we’ll fucking bang it out - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You’re just like, “we’ll fucking bang it out

Just get the reports done,
and we’ll go to the game.” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Just get the reports done, and we’ll go to the game.”

'Cause I like a dick in me, I'm sorry.
I like getting stuffed. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

'Cause I like a dick in me, I'm sorry. I like gett...

I do. It feels good and I'm not going
to apologize for it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I do. It feels good and I'm not going to apologize for ...

I just like... But the problem is,
and people are like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I just like... But the problem is, and people are like,

If you want to catch a dicking,
go out and get one." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

If you want to catch a dicking, go out and get one."

I don't know if anyone here
has had casual sex sober, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I don't know if anyone here has had casual sex sober,

Having casual sex sober, it's really...
It's a lot more intimate. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Having casual sex sober, it's really... It's a lot...

It turns into an episode of Dawson's Creek
for some reason. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It turns into an episode of Dawson's Creek for some rea...

A Counting Crows song starts playing.
I'm just like, "What's happening?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

A Counting Crows song starts playing. I'm just like, &q...

Sometimes you don't want sex
to mean anything, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Sometimes you don't want sex to mean anything,

Nikki Glaser: Bangin' poster

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Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Nicholaus Goossen

Writer: Nikki Glaser

Production: Den of Thieves

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 Oct 2019

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81002876