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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

A tiny bicycle." But then, I knew

a tiny bicycle." [crowd laughs] But then, I knew

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a tiny bicycle."
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[crowd laughs]
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But then, I knew.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:30
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
Listen, I kind of had an idea that I wasn’t that cute, you know. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Listen, I kind of had an idea that I wasn’t that cute, you k...
Never went through an awkward phase, she was just so stunning. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Never went through an awkward phase, she was just so stunnin...
She literally would stop traffic, when I pushed her in front of it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
She literally would stop traffic, when I pushed her in front...
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
And I'm the second prettiest sister and then there isn't another one, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And I'm the second prettiest sister and then there isn&...
People would stop my mom as a child - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:22
People would stop my mom as a child
You're going to be a model train enthusiast, probably. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You're going to be a model train enthusiast, probably.
I think you should start collecting soon, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
I think you should start collecting soon,
And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink,
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the other, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the o...
I was okay with that at first. I was just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I was okay with that at first. I was just like,
And at that time, guys started to take interest - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And at that time, guys started to take interest
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn't so ugly up here, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn&...
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase.
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
[crowd laughing]
I know there are some bitches - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I know there are some bitches
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker room. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker ro...
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells.
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're like, "Where's my vagina?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're lik...
That's not... None of these look like mine. I have a..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
That's not... None of these look like mine. I have a......