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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And you can get awaywith a pretty obvious wink, 'cause usually the ugly onehas like a lazy...

And you can get away
with a pretty obvious wink, 'cause usually the ugly one
has like a lazy eye situation, so they'll miss it entirely,
so you can be

Full Transcript

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And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink,
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'cause usually the ugly one has like a lazy eye situation,
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so they'll miss it entirely, so you can be...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:47
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the other, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the o...
I was okay with that at first. I was just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I was okay with that at first. I was just like,
And at that time, guys started to take interest - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And at that time, guys started to take interest
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn't so ugly up here, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn&...
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase.
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
[crowd laughing]
I know there are some bitches - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I know there are some bitches
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker room. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker ro...
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells.
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're like, "Where's my vagina?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're lik...
That's not... None of these look like mine. I have a..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
That's not... None of these look like mine. I have a......
Do you want to make one with me?" That would have been nice. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Do you want to make one with me?" That would have been ...
That feels great." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
That feels great."
If you do, there's a giant bush in front of it, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
If you do, there's a giant bush in front of it,
And now, mine has to be like out, you have to have like, here it is! - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And now, mine has to be like out, you have to have like, her...
No hair and everything's out, and guys make fun of vaginas like ours. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
No hair and everything's out, and guys make fun of vagi...
Cold cut combo." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Cold cut combo."
You nailed it. That's what it looks like and it's funny. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You nailed it. That's what it looks like and it's ...
Sometimes, as a vegan, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Sometimes, as a vegan,
But I'm just tired of caring. It's just... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
But I'm just tired of caring. It's just...