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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And I'm just like, "This is too hard." And that’s why I get so jealous of guys,‘cause I’m...

And I'm just like, "This is too hard." And that’s why I get so jealous of guys,
‘cause I’m like, "Jerking off is so easy for guys."
It’s just this

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And I'm just like, "This is too hard."
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And that’s why I get so jealous of guys, ‘cause I’m like,
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"Jerking off is so easy for guys." It’s just this...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:16
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
You’re just like, “we’ll fucking bang it out - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You’re just like, “we’ll fucking bang it out
Just get the reports done, and we’ll go to the game.” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Just get the reports done, and we’ll go to the game.”
'Cause I like a dick in me, I'm sorry. I like getting stuffed. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
'Cause I like a dick in me, I'm sorry. I like gett...
I do. It feels good and I'm not going to apologize for it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I do. It feels good and I'm not going to apologize for ...
I just like... But the problem is, and people are like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I just like... But the problem is, and people are like,
If you want to catch a dicking, go out and get one." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
If you want to catch a dicking, go out and get one."
I don't know if anyone here has had casual sex sober, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I don't know if anyone here has had casual sex sober,
Having casual sex sober, it's really... It's a lot more intimate. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Having casual sex sober, it's really... It's a lot...
It turns into an episode of Dawson's Creek for some reason. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It turns into an episode of Dawson's Creek for some rea...
A Counting Crows song starts playing. I'm just like, "What's happening?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
A Counting Crows song starts playing. I'm just like, &q...
Sometimes you don't want sex to mean anything, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Sometimes you don't want sex to mean anything,
If I wanted to like, get dicked out, I'd just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
If I wanted to like, get dicked out, I'd just like...
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
[crowd laughs]
I would be penetrated that night - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I would be penetrated that night
Did I do anal or is that bronzer?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Did I do anal or is that bronzer?"
Where you're like, "Did I have sex? I don't know. I should know that." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Where you're like, "Did I have sex? I don't k...
I'd be like, "Okay, I probably had sex." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I'd be like, "Okay, I probably had sex."
'Cause I don't like to go to bed with a soggy vag, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
'Cause I don't like to go to bed with a soggy vag,
And so, I tuck and release, and I don't get yeast infections, girls. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And so, I tuck and release, and I don't get yeast infec...
Like, it's a good plan if you don't want to get a yeasty, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
Like, it's a good plan if you don't want to get a ...