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And I've tried different ways to avoid getting fingered while dry
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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And I've tried different waysto avoid getting fingered while dry

And I've tried different ways
to avoid getting fingered while dry

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And I've tried different ways to avoid getting fingered while dry.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:16
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
That's why my pants keep getting higher and higher, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
That's why my pants keep getting higher and higher,
I'm just like, "Get wet. Get wet for the summer. Get wet." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:19
I'm just like, "Get wet. Get wet for the summer. G...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
[crowd laughing]
Like, just do that and I'm like, "Umm..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Like, just do that and I'm like, "Umm..."
Oh God. I asked my friend the other day, I'm like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Oh God. I asked my friend the other day, I'm like,
I think that's pretty cool." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I think that's pretty cool."
Whisper in my ear that you're ready to address your anger with your dad, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Whisper in my ear that you're ready to address your ang...
You'll get an alert on your phone about a flash flood, I'll get wet so fast. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
You'll get an alert on your phone about a flash flood, ...
[imitates an alarm wailing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[imitates an alarm wailing]
I can get wet. I just... Dry humping. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I can get wet. I just... Dry humping.
I could ride a knee into the goddamn sunset. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I could ride a knee into the goddamn sunset.
A knee clad in denim and I can just get up on it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
A knee clad in denim and I can just get up on it.
Like Don Quixote up in this bitch. I love dry humping. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like Don Quixote up in this bitch. I love dry humping.
I want to invent a move called The Reverse Santa, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I want to invent a move called The Reverse Santa,
They face you sitting down, you get on their knee. You grind it out. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
They face you sitting down, you get on their knee. You grind...
They call you a good girl, and then you take a picture. And that's... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
They call you a good girl, and then you take a picture. And ...
[crowd laughs and claps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughs and claps]
[crowd cheers and continues to clap] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[crowd cheers and continues to clap]
Like just keep it dry before it's wet. I think dry humping's great. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like just keep it dry before it's wet. I think dry hump...
We all are wearing jeans now, like this, that have like a seam... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
We all are wearing jeans now, like this, that have like a se...