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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And so, I was like, "I'm not gonna be a slut.Like, I don't wanna be that

And so, I was like, "I'm not gonna be a slut.
Like, I don't wanna be that

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And so, I was like,
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"I'm not gonna be a slut. Like, I don't wanna be that.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:08
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
So, when I give a blow job I'm totally gonna spit." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
So, when I give a blow job I'm totally gonna spit."...
Let's get it down the hatch. Take it like a shot. Like, this... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Let's get it down the hatch. Take it like a shot. Like,...
Is clearly the most efficient way to dispose of this." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Is clearly the most efficient way to dispose of this."
If you spit, that means you have to hold it in your mouth as you like - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
If you spit, that means you have to hold it in your mouth as...
What is... This is such a good movie, I forget. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
What is... This is such a good movie, I forget.
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
[crowd laughing]
And don't get it twisted, guys, a girl isn't... She's not swallowing - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
And don't get it twisted, guys, a girl isn't... Sh...
I mean, sometimes. [Nikki and crowd laugh] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I mean, sometimes. [Nikki and crowd laugh]
But, it's usually 'cause you're just like, "This is the way to get it done." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
But, it's usually 'cause you're just like, &q...
Some girls love sucking dick. They like love it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Some girls love sucking dick. They like love it.
I'm like, "What are you getting out of it?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I'm like, "What are you getting out of it?"
And if you don't like it, if you're like, "I hate blow jobs." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
And if you don't like it, if you're like, "I ...
We like doing things we're good at, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
We like doing things we're good at,
If you're just like, "It's such a bore, it's such a pain." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
If you're just like, "It's such a bore, it�...
All it would have taken was one guy to just like - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
All it would have taken was one guy to just like
Someone to just like show me that I had a little promise or something. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Someone to just like show me that I had a little promise or ...
We just want to be good. And... It's early intervention is key. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
We just want to be good. And... It's early intervention...
Like, I feel like true blowjob queens, girls that are like, "I love it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
Like, I feel like true blowjob queens, girls that are like, ...
'Cause that's what it takes. It takes one guy. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
'Cause that's what it takes. It takes one guy.
One youth minister to lay the foundation for a girl. [crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:21
One youth minister to lay the foundation for a girl. [crowd ...