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And sometimes when I'm sober, I got with a guy and I'm like
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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And sometimes when I'm sober,I got with a guy and I'm like, "God, I'd love to feel that...

And sometimes when I'm sober,
I got with a guy and I'm like, "God, I'd love to feel that way again." So, I'll just like take out one contact
lens just to feel a little off

Full Transcript

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And sometimes when I'm sober, I got with a guy and I'm like,
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"God, I'd love to feel that way again."
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So, I'll just like take out one contact lens just to feel a little off.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:26
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
Just to be like, "Maybe I'll make some mistakes and..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
Just to be like, "Maybe I'll make some mistakes an...
Your body, as a woman, when there's a penis in you, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Your body, as a woman, when there's a penis in you,
Wait for him. He's going to provide for you." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Wait for him. He's going to provide for you."
Like, that's the best I can give you, body." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Like, that's the best I can give you, body."
It was double scary. It was in a haunted house and I... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It was double scary. It was in a haunted house and I...
A woman like jumped out in a bloody sheet and I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
A woman like jumped out in a bloody sheet and I was like,
When you use the pull-out method, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
When you use the pull-out method,
No, the morning after pill, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
No, the morning after pill,
They need to change the name, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
They need to change the name,
You have three days, and I'm trying to get it changed - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
You have three days, and I'm trying to get it changed
I think that's... Gives you an idea of the chunk of time you have. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I think that's... Gives you an idea of the chunk of tim...
And I'm getting a lot of pushback from his foundation, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And I'm getting a lot of pushback from his foundation, ...
But you have three days, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
But you have three days,
I'm like, "I'll kill two birds or three, twins run in my family. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I'm like, "I'll kill two birds or three, twin...
I don't really know how this thing works, but..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
I don't really know how this thing works, but..."
I'll always... I'll do it, especially if he pays. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I'll always... I'll do it, especially if he pays.
And I'm like, "Yeah, if you give me fifty bucks." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And I'm like, "Yeah, if you give me fifty bucks.&q...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
[crowd laughing]
Dude, I would abort your child so soon, like you don't even... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Dude, I would abort your child so soon, like you don't ...
Oh my God, huh." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
Oh my God, huh."