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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

And that's why I tell guys, lie to us

And that's why I tell guys, lie to us

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And that's why I tell guys, lie to us.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:35
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
Tell us we're good and we'll blow you all the time. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Tell us we're good and we'll blow you all the time...
Honestly, like, you hook up with a girl and she blows you and it's not very good, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
Honestly, like, you hook up with a girl and she blows you an...
And I know you're like, "Why would I encourage a bad blow job?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And I know you're like, "Why would I encourage a b...
She's going to be like, "This guy gets it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
She's going to be like, "This guy gets it."
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughs]
She's going to Malcolm Gladwell that shit, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
She's going to Malcolm Gladwell that shit,
[cheers from the audience] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[cheers from the audience]
But she'll get there. I mean, I don't know. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
But she'll get there. I mean, I don't know.
You could be like, "That was so good I couldn't come." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
You could be like, "That was so good I couldn't co...
An innocuous compliment from a guy you like means everything. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
An innocuous compliment from a guy you like means everything...
I don’t think you guys understand what power you wield, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I don’t think you guys understand what power you wield,
I stand before you tonight, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:18
I stand before you tonight,
It's just... I just needed someone to believe in me, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
It's just... I just needed someone to believe in me,
This is so funny, what you think is good." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
This is so funny, what you think is good."
So, I like, I saw the people get them and I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
So, I like, I saw the people get them and I was like,
I was diagnosed as an ugly child at... the age of 11, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
I was diagnosed as an ugly child at... the age of 11,
I really didn't, you know, and then he turned that canvas around - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:19
I really didn't, you know, and then he turned that canv...
A tiny bicycle." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
A tiny bicycle."
Listen, I kind of had an idea that I wasn’t that cute, you know. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Listen, I kind of had an idea that I wasn’t that cute, you k...
Never went through an awkward phase, she was just so stunning. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Never went through an awkward phase, she was just so stunnin...