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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

No one warned me about that

[audience laughing] No one warned me about that

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No one warned me about that.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:50
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I'm here to... If someone hasn't had sex before, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
I'm here to... If someone hasn't had sex before,
You know the... That's every man is on his way to that. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You know the... That's every man is on his way to that.
[Nikki gasps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[Nikki gasps]
[Nikki pants] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[Nikki pants]
I don't know any liquids." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I don't know any liquids."
Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. " [crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. " [crowd laug...
Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade,
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts and... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts...
When you spell it out like that, aren't you, girls, aren't you just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
When you spell it out like that, aren't you, girls, are...
Like, we're so strong. Like, we... can do anything. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Like, we're so strong. Like, we... can do anything.
I couldn't believe about that liquid. I was just like, "That is awful. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I couldn't believe about that liquid. I was just like, ...
Where does it come from?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Where does it come from?"
It's so gross. The liquid's so gross, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
It's so gross. The liquid's so gross,
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughing]
I just... It just kept getting worse. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I just... It just kept getting worse.
And that's where you find out you get to exercise your right - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And that's where you find out you get to exercise your ...
[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales]
That's... And that's a right Congress will never take from us, ladies. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
That's... And that's a right Congress will never t...
You have two choices, you can spit or you can swallow. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You have two choices, you can spit or you can swallow.
I knew what I was gonna do. I was registered as a spitter - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I knew what I was gonna do. I was registered as a spitter