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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Cold cut combo." I know they look like meaty sandwiches

Cold cut combo." [crowd laughing] I know they look like meaty sandwiches

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Cold cut combo."
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[crowd laughing]
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I know they look like meaty sandwiches.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:06
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
You nailed it. That's what it looks like and it's funny. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You nailed it. That's what it looks like and it's ...
Sometimes, as a vegan, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Sometimes, as a vegan,
But I'm just tired of caring. It's just... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
But I'm just tired of caring. It's just...
I feel like pretty good, 'cause I've done a lot of work up here - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I feel like pretty good, 'cause I've done a lot of...
[Nikki and crowd laugh] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
[Nikki and crowd laugh]
I didn't start masturbating till I was 28, 'cause I quit Zoloft. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I didn't start masturbating till I was 28, 'cause ...
Yeah, I was on Zoloft for like my whole adult life, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Yeah, I was on Zoloft for like my whole adult life,
Oh my God, I had my first real orgasm off Zoloft and I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Oh my God, I had my first real orgasm off Zoloft and I was l...
Like, a 28-year-old woman behaving like an 11-year-old boy, truly. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like, a 28-year-old woman behaving like an 11-year-old boy, ...
You know you hear these stories from guys that are like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
You know you hear these stories from guys that are like,
It was my period but it counts, and I still count it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It was my period but it counts, and I still count it.
I did it on a plane once and got caught, and... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I did it on a plane once and got caught, and...
She saw me and I was just like, "I thought you could in first class." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
She saw me and I was just like, "I thought you could in...
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
[crowd laughs]
Masturbating now, I just am too exhausted by all of it, you know? - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Masturbating now, I just am too exhausted by all of it, you ...
I've heard about this thing for a while." So, I go to PetSmart and I get that thing, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I've heard about this thing for a while." So, I go...
I was just like, "This thing bit my clit off!" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
I was just like, "This thing bit my clit off!"
And now, when I go to masturbate, I just look at all my toys - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And now, when I go to masturbate, I just look at all my toys
I don't want you thinking I'm having a bucket of dildos. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I don't want you thinking I'm having a bucket of d...
It's literally a ripped Victoria's Secret bag, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
It's literally a ripped Victoria's Secret bag,