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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Thick tears,just like an elephant who lost a friend

[crowd laughing] Thick tears,
just like an elephant who lost a friend

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[crowd laughing]
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Thick tears, just like an elephant who lost a friend.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:24
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I guess I wouldn't have known that, you know, you can't breath if a dick's - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I guess I wouldn't have known that, you know, you can&#...
I don't know, maybe I wouldn't have, but I'm here to tell you we can't. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I don't know, maybe I wouldn't have, but I'm ...
And I found out guys didn't know that we couldn't breathe - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And I found out guys didn't know that we couldn't ...
I saw this guy, and he was using this girl's head - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I saw this guy, and he was using this girl's head
And he did the thing where he was like, "Take it all." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And he did the thing where he was like, "Take it all.&q...
She didn't pick him up from school a couple times - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
She didn't pick him up from school a couple times
I mean, it was in the 80s, well before she was born and so... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I mean, it was in the 80s, well before she was born and so.....
"Take it, bitch." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
"Take it, bitch."
Solidarity. Neighborhood Watch. Like, I am on it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Solidarity. Neighborhood Watch. Like, I am on it."
And it's about a minute in and I'm like, "This girl's a pro. This is incredible. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
And it's about a minute in and I'm like, "Thi...
This is awesome." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
This is awesome."
And he goes, "Oh, you think that's bad? What about now?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:20
And he goes, "Oh, you think that's bad? What about...
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
So I was like, "Oh my God, if this guy thinks she can't breathe now." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
So I was like, "Oh my God, if this guy thinks she can&#...
So I came really hard, and I go back to it and I check in on her and I go... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
So I came really hard, and I go back to it and I check in on...
[claps from the audience] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[claps from the audience]
'Cause she knew, and she's smart, and she did her safe word - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
'Cause she knew, and she's smart, and she did her ...
It's the correct pronunciation. I don't know how to spell it, but it is... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It's the correct pronunciation. I don't know how t...
[imitates again] [Nikki and crowd laugh] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
[imitates again] [Nikki and crowd laugh]
[imitates choke] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[imitates choke]