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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You're quoting classic lines. I'm like,"I don't want your life." Like, and I can

[crowd laughing] You're quoting classic lines. I'm like,
"I don't want your life." Like, and I can

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[crowd laughing]
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You're quoting classic lines. I'm like, "I don't want your life."
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Like, and I can...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:00
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
And don't get it twisted, guys, a girl isn't... She's not swallowing - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
And don't get it twisted, guys, a girl isn't... Sh...
I mean, sometimes. [Nikki and crowd laugh] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I mean, sometimes. [Nikki and crowd laugh]
But, it's usually 'cause you're just like, "This is the way to get it done." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
But, it's usually 'cause you're just like, &q...
Some girls love sucking dick. They like love it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Some girls love sucking dick. They like love it.
I'm like, "What are you getting out of it?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I'm like, "What are you getting out of it?"
And if you don't like it, if you're like, "I hate blow jobs." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
And if you don't like it, if you're like, "I ...
We like doing things we're good at, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
We like doing things we're good at,
If you're just like, "It's such a bore, it's such a pain." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
If you're just like, "It's such a bore, it�...
All it would have taken was one guy to just like - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
All it would have taken was one guy to just like
Someone to just like show me that I had a little promise or something. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Someone to just like show me that I had a little promise or ...
We just want to be good. And... It's early intervention is key. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
We just want to be good. And... It's early intervention...
Like, I feel like true blowjob queens, girls that are like, "I love it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
Like, I feel like true blowjob queens, girls that are like, ...
'Cause that's what it takes. It takes one guy. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
'Cause that's what it takes. It takes one guy.
One youth minister to lay the foundation for a girl. [crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:21
One youth minister to lay the foundation for a girl. [crowd ...
In your hair, but like the way that you handled my balls is pretty cool. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
In your hair, but like the way that you handled my balls is ...
And that's why I tell guys, lie to us. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And that's why I tell guys, lie to us.
Tell us we're good and we'll blow you all the time. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Tell us we're good and we'll blow you all the time...
Honestly, like, you hook up with a girl and she blows you and it's not very good, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
Honestly, like, you hook up with a girl and she blows you an...
And I know you're like, "Why would I encourage a bad blow job?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And I know you're like, "Why would I encourage a b...
She's going to be like, "This guy gets it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
She's going to be like, "This guy gets it."