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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I feel like I wouldn't be doing thisright now if I knew that was there

[crowd laughs] I feel like I wouldn't be doing this
right now if I knew that was there

Full Transcript

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[crowd laughs]
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I feel like I wouldn't be doing this right now if I knew that was there.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:24
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I really feel a little bit hoodwinked by you at this moment, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I really feel a little bit hoodwinked by you at this moment,...
Them's the rules." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Them's the rules."
Which is good, though, because during the sex - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Which is good, though, because during the sex
And they always have a dumb reason for their necklace, too. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And they always have a dumb reason for their necklace, too.
"It's my grandfather's dog tags. Hold it close." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:19
"It's my grandfather's dog tags. Hold it clos...
I would have like a little whore's skip in my step. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I would have like a little whore's skip in my step.
Like, "I just banged, and I don't even care if I hear from him. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Like, "I just banged, and I don't even care if I h...
We do exist, right" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
We do exist, right"
"I love his necklace. Like I... love necklaces, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
"I love his necklace. Like I... love necklaces,
Like, I made fun of him for that necklace, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
Like, I made fun of him for that necklace,
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
Oh my God, I wonder where I'm going to store my necklace - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Oh my God, I wonder where I'm going to store my necklac...
Oh my God, I bet when he's ready for me to move in with him, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Oh my God, I bet when he's ready for me to move in with...
And we'll be in bed on like a Sunday morning, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
And we'll be in bed on like a Sunday morning,
'You're being weird.' - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
'You're being weird.'
'Oh my God, I can't believe I'm moving to Fort Worth, like, this is insane.' " - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
'Oh my God, I can't believe I'm moving to For...
And then, I'm in love with a guy who's not going to text me back, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And then, I'm in love with a guy who's not going t...
And it sucks 'cause sex, now that that's off the table, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And it sucks 'cause sex, now that that's off the t...
If I would hook up with the guy, I would go right from making out, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
If I would hook up with the guy, I would go right from makin...
I like doing things I'm good at. Girls like doing things they're good at. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I like doing things I'm good at. Girls like doing thing...