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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I tried to get her out of the way

[crowd laughs] I tried to get her out of the way

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I tried to get her out of the way.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:51
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
And I'm the second prettiest sister and then there isn't another one, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And I'm the second prettiest sister and then there isn&...
People would stop my mom as a child - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:22
People would stop my mom as a child
You're going to be a model train enthusiast, probably. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You're going to be a model train enthusiast, probably.
I think you should start collecting soon, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
I think you should start collecting soon,
And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink,
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the other, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the o...
I was okay with that at first. I was just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I was okay with that at first. I was just like,
And at that time, guys started to take interest - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And at that time, guys started to take interest
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn't so ugly up here, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn&...
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase.
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
[crowd laughing]
I know there are some bitches - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I know there are some bitches
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker room. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker ro...
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells.
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're like, "Where's my vagina?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're lik...
That's not... None of these look like mine. I have a..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
That's not... None of these look like mine. I have a......
Do you want to make one with me?" That would have been nice. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Do you want to make one with me?" That would have been ...
That feels great." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
That feels great."
If you do, there's a giant bush in front of it, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
If you do, there's a giant bush in front of it,
And now, mine has to be like out, you have to have like, here it is! - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And now, mine has to be like out, you have to have like, her...