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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

That's the last thingmy kids want me doing

[crowd laughs] That's the last thing
my kids want me doing

Full Transcript

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[crowd laughs]
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That's the last thing my kids want me doing.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:18
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
Sex made sense 'cause it makes kids. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Sex made sense 'cause it makes kids.
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
[crowd laughs]
[Nikki giggles] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[Nikki giggles]
Not today, but it's going to happen. I..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Not today, but it's going to happen. I..."
I feel like, you know when you find out about dying and you're like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
I feel like, you know when you find out about dying and you&...
Like, those are kind of like the touchstones of a woman's life. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like, those are kind of like the touchstones of a woman'...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
[crowd laughing]
And then more information about blow jobs trickles in. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And then more information about blow jobs trickles in.
Like, okay, if you do a good job at it you're rewarded at the end - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
Like, okay, if you do a good job at it you're rewarded ...
Hold on, before the liquid you will know it's about to come - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Hold on, before the liquid you will know it's about to ...
Yeah, that's a key part of this whole thing. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Yeah, that's a key part of this whole thing.
[audience laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'm here to... If someone hasn't had sex before, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
I'm here to... If someone hasn't had sex before,
You know the... That's every man is on his way to that. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You know the... That's every man is on his way to that.
[Nikki gasps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[Nikki gasps]
[Nikki pants] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[Nikki pants]
I don't know any liquids." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I don't know any liquids."
Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. " [crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. " [crowd laug...
Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade,
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts and... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts...