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I don't understand why there always has to be a guy with a welder's mask
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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I don't understand why there alwayshas to be a guy with a welder's mask and a purpose,...

I don't understand why there always
has to be a guy with a welder's mask and a purpose, like with a stick.
Like, can't it be nicer?

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I don't understand why there always has to be a guy with a welder's mask
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and a purpose, like with a stick. Like, can't it be nicer?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:31
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
And I'm just like, "Be nice!" Like, she's invited all these dudes over. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And I'm just like, "Be nice!" Like, she'...
You guys... One of you showed up late, there's nowhere for your dick to go now. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You guys... One of you showed up late, there's nowhere ...
And so... I hate that guy. He's always just like, "Where do I go?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And so... I hate that guy. He's always just like, "...
We're all going to be very dehydrated after this." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
We're all going to be very dehydrated after this."
Then Tony's just like hitting his dick on her shoulder, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Then Tony's just like hitting his dick on her shoulder,
And it's just like, "Look inside yourself, Tony. Why were you late?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And it's just like, "Look inside yourself, Tony. W...
You don't need to use every single part of her... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You don't need to use every single part of her...
Gangbangs, like, I love gangbangs, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Gangbangs, like, I love gangbangs,
Like, why not just a nice... Be nice to her. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like, why not just a nice... Be nice to her.
A respectful gangbang, that would just be a girl tied up, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
A respectful gangbang, that would just be a girl tied up,
You know what's frustrating about masturbating when you're a woman, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
You know what's frustrating about masturbating when you...
Like, you can do clit stuff or whatever, but truly, having been penetrated, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Like, you can do clit stuff or whatever, but truly, having b...
And it is hard to come from that if you're like doing a CrossFit sequence, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And it is hard to come from that if you're like doing a...
And I'm just like, "This is too hard." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
And I'm just like, "This is too hard."
You’re just like, “we’ll fucking bang it out - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You’re just like, “we’ll fucking bang it out
Just get the reports done, and we’ll go to the game.” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Just get the reports done, and we’ll go to the game.”
'Cause I like a dick in me, I'm sorry. I like getting stuffed. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
'Cause I like a dick in me, I'm sorry. I like gett...
I do. It feels good and I'm not going to apologize for it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I do. It feels good and I'm not going to apologize for ...
I just like... But the problem is, and people are like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I just like... But the problem is, and people are like,
If you want to catch a dicking, go out and get one." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
If you want to catch a dicking, go out and get one."