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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I have to get it through to you.I know you think we can, because of our nose. You're...

I have to get it through to you.
I know you think we can, because of our nose. You're like,
"Your nostrils don't have dicks in them." Like, clearly it's an open passage

Full Transcript

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I have to get it through to you. I know you think we can,
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because of our nose. You're like, "Your nostrils don't have dicks in them."
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Like, clearly it's an open passage.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:56
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I don't know what's happening, but when the dick's your head, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I don't know what's happening, but when the dick&#...
It's just all... And it's rarely deepthroat by the way. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It's just all... And it's rarely deepthroat by the...
I don't know... Sometime you just go, "Take it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
I don't know... Sometime you just go, "Take it.&qu...
Like a boomerang of a lady going down a waterslide. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Like a boomerang of a lady going down a waterslide.
Like, "Oh, so fun. Easy does it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Like, "Oh, so fun. Easy does it."
Like, there's no way through." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Like, there's no way through."
He's punching in the... Ramming the back of your head. It hurts. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
He's punching in the... Ramming the back of your head. ...
It feels like you're trying to punch through - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It feels like you're trying to punch through
It's so aggressive and it hurts. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It's so aggressive and it hurts.
And I don't know if you guys can't tell 'cause you can't see, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
And I don't know if you guys can't tell 'caus...
It's a little thing we do, like, the tears streaming down our face. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It's a little thing we do, like, the tears streaming do...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughing]
I guess I wouldn't have known that, you know, you can't breath if a dick's - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I guess I wouldn't have known that, you know, you can&#...
I don't know, maybe I wouldn't have, but I'm here to tell you we can't. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I don't know, maybe I wouldn't have, but I'm ...
And I found out guys didn't know that we couldn't breathe - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And I found out guys didn't know that we couldn't ...
I saw this guy, and he was using this girl's head - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I saw this guy, and he was using this girl's head
And he did the thing where he was like, "Take it all." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And he did the thing where he was like, "Take it all.&q...
She didn't pick him up from school a couple times - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
She didn't pick him up from school a couple times
I mean, it was in the 80s, well before she was born and so... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I mean, it was in the 80s, well before she was born and so.....
"Take it, bitch." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
"Take it, bitch."