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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I have value, and like for me to suck your dick,like it's

I have value, and like for me to suck your dick,
like it's

Full Transcript

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I have value,
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and like for me to suck your dick, like it's...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:45
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
It's like a thousand bucks. Like, I don't know, like you can Venmo me, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:18
It's like a thousand bucks. Like, I don't know, li...
I get fingered and I'm just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I get fingered and I'm just like,
The whole time, I'm like, "I can't even like this, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
The whole time, I'm like, "I can't even like ...
The best hook up scenario I can imagine, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
The best hook up scenario I can imagine,
I'll throw a tip on there - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I'll throw a tip on there
I would love that to be a part of the Uber app, Uber finger. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I would love that to be a part of the Uber app, Uber finger.
It just... It's like you pay more, you pay double, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
It just... It's like you pay more, you pay double,
So, there's a guy in the back seat, it's not even a guy, it's maybe a girl. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
So, there's a guy in the back seat, it's not even ...
It's a tie-in with Sony for a promotional stunt. I don't know.... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It's a tie-in with Sony for a promotional stunt. I don&...
It has to be a two-man op, you're going to pay extra - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
It has to be a two-man op, you're going to pay extra
As soon as there are self-fingering cars, I mean, you'll never hear from me again. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
As soon as there are self-fingering cars, I mean, you'l...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
[crowd laughing]
And I bristle at even saying this word, but I need more foreplay. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And I bristle at even saying this word, but I need more fore...
And I hate saying that, I never wanted to be a female comic - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:23
And I hate saying that, I never wanted to be a female comic
And then the girls would be like, "Tee-he, we relate." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
And then the girls would be like, "Tee-he, we relate.&q...
I should just be happy this guy wants to stick his dick in my ugly head." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I should just be happy this guy wants to stick his dick in m...
I was like, "I'm never gonna complain about foreplay." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
I was like, "I'm never gonna complain about forepl...
I have been fingered when I'm dry so many times this year, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I have been fingered when I'm dry so many times this ye...
You should not ever finger a dry vagina. Ever! - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You should not ever finger a dry vagina. Ever!
When you get fingered, when you're dry, as a woman, it's the same as if we took - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
When you get fingered, when you're dry, as a woman, it&...